Princess Twinkies the Friendly Cthulhu by squidrabies 10-12-05

Happy hour at the nudist bar Want to see my erection? What?! No! Why?? Unng! Nothing happened. Help me out here. Gimme a jiggle.

WHEE! HA HA! OH BOY!

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The terrifying fish-handed dolphin-eating angler-pygmy...

A little closer... a little closer...

by DexX, 10-12-05

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Bahaha!

Groovy! CC: 300 - A Fish Tail by edoggydog 10-12-05

Dude... I have some work to finish on the computer. Why don't you go grab a beer, and check out my giant aquarium in the living room... Groovy! (Eight beers later...) Gee... [*hic*] That red fishy ish kinda cute! [*burp*] ?!? Daddy! GAH!!

I like the new character! Now, can someone create a character with vaginas for feet?

I still want one with a vagina for a face.

Or a cut out image of Paris Hilton.

Same difference.

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somewhere near a chemical plant by mandingo 10-12-05

GLURG! fucking fuck and fuck! did that thing just climb out of the toilet?? must do its bidding

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what if nigger meant kite

The Date by crabby 10-12-05

Yo, Lindsay pants. I got this fresh new roommate at college and he's new in town and looking to hook up wit some fly honies what you think? I think you talk like a jackass. Well, maybe you can just meet up with him and give him a chance. Whats he like? After you hooked me up with Charles Barkley I don't know if I can trust you anymore. Lets just say he's the exact opposite of Charles Barkley. Ok, I'll give him a chance. Tell him to meet me at Horseshoe on tuesday for country night. I'll be wearing the same pant suit I always wear, so I'll be easy to find.

The Date 2 by crabby 10-12-05

I'm not the biggest fan of blind dates. It's alot of pressure. I hope this guy is tall. I hope he has a stable income. I really don't want to date anymore momma's boys. Sup? I'm Chuck. Hi, I'm Lindsay and I'm not looking forward to the rest of the night.

The Date 3 by crabby 10-12-05

So what do you do for a living? I work at a bank and I breed dachsunds. What is it that you do exactly? Well, I've got this fish here for a hand. Yeah, I noticed that. Why is that? Who knows. I'm going to go to the bathroom and vomit. I'll be back in a few.

The date 4 by crabby 10-12-05

I woke up this morning with a good feeling about this date. I'm sorry buddy, but we don't allow any outside food in the bar. This is my hand. Is it alive? Its my hand.

The date 5 by crabby 10-12-05

I'm not sure I can vomit much more. Maybe I'm just being rediculous. He might be a really nice guy, I should at least give him a chance. So what is it that you're studying exactly? Marine Biology. The next day.... So, how'd the date with Lindsay go? She left after I asked if I could ejaculate on her eggs.

the new in-joke!

The Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin by mandingo 10-12-05

honey, do i look fat in these jeans? you can be honest yes?

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Introducing: Quiggly the Puppet Performer! by Hari_Nezumi 10-12-05

Sir, we've gotten complaints about your "puppet shows" you give the students. Why? Well sir, the parents don't think they're "family friendly". Oh I get it. Some tight wad saw I that had my hand up this fish puppet's "ass" and they think it's anti-Christian or some crap like that, right? Actually sir, I think they're talking about the part where you jump out and waggle you penis around with "ass candy" written on your chest. Ah.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Sodomy by cpausti 10-12-05

Okay. So I was working up to this chick. Tellin' 'er, "Yeah, I've got a yacht. 30 footer." And she's like, "Holy crap! You must be rich and successful! Let's fuck!" Man, she was naughty. We were going for at least an hour, 20 different positions before she pulls out her "toybox." Add nine more hours to that, and there's my Friday night. Uh, is that a fucking fish on your hand?

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

The Dorms

Dude, did you get any off that chick? Smell my hand.

by choadwarrior, 10-12-05

The Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin by HCRoyall 10-13-05

Is this because I'm black? Yes?

I agree with mandingo.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Moby Lick by smamurai 10-12-05

What do you mean the fish you caught "was this big" I mean. It was. THIS FUCKING BIG MAN! What, you mean ....... THE FISH YOUR STILL HOLDING IN YOUR HAND, MAN? MOTHERFUCKER! Err, I mean ...... what fish? 4 Hours later..... Look, why don't you just say it's a Tootsie fish and you been licking on it. Then we can all go home. It is a Tootsie fish and I have been licking on it. So next time, THINK, before you call someone a bull-shitter. ASSHOLE!

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The Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin: Maternal Clock by HCRoyall 10-13-05

My maternal clock is ticking. I'm sorry?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Fucked-If-I-Know Goblin: No Back-Up by DexX 10-13-05

Repulsive goblin, what evil do you have planned this day? I got nothin'.

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Old Meets New 1 by DragonXero 10-13-05

RARRR!! OH NO! It's Tobor! Are you going to manrape me? No?

Old Meets New 2 by DragonXero 10-13-05

So I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves" Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about? Gene therapy?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/edoggydog

doody!

quote:

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doody!

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Groovy! The-Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin (the next CC?) by edoggydog 10-13-05

What say we go back to my place for an intimate, candle-lit dinner, followed by a sensual massage, then me strapping on a dildo and drilling you in the ass? Groovy!

Untitled for a Reason by DragonXero 10-13-05

Gimmie all your money! Would you reconsider? Yes?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yep, that there's an in-joke in the making.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

How It Began by kaufman 10-14-05

I just bought myself a baseball team. Oh yeah, who's on first? Who?

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RCL no. 529 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-05

"Wow! What a freak!" "Where exactly did you find that thing?" He just followed me home, dad!

Jumanji

I'm sorry, you were mistaken. by Chuckaduck 10-14-05

..but I wasn't! Everyone knows what they saw son. I saw it with my own two eyes. But it wasn't beastiality! I was jerking off in public! That didn't help you know.

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