WE HAVE NEW CHARACTERS!!! LOTS!!

I don't know about you guys, but I'm quite fond of them. Enough to dedicate a single competition to them.

The rules are easy as pie:

1. You must use only the recently-added characters, i.e. the ones from squabies, injokester, and the new hose stuff in props. Nothing else.
2. Photoshop is acceptable as long as there are no other characters shopped in.
3. Making a reference to a movie is good. I like movie references.

Alright, folks, strip away!

Not Happy John #3 by HotRodDeathToll 10-22-05

Oh my god! who is that scary looking person cut up in the toilet? It's me dad, i'm just taking a dump. Oh.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

CC 302: The Happy Crab by biped 10-23-05

ABE VIGODA! What are YOU doing here under the sea? Why, I'm here to visit YOU, little crab! LA-LA-LA! Abe Vigoda's here! I'm so happy when he's near! LA-LA-LA! I got my wish! A visit from the star of "Fish"! Why...did you have to mention...that BOMB? Ugh...I hate you now.

CC 302: For My Skull Is Hollow, And I Have Touched Myself 1 by biped 10-23-05

GRRR...I...KILL you...Spock... No, Captain. You are not supposed to kill a fellow Starfleet officer. OH...then...I...STUN you...with...with... Wrong hand, Captain. The phaser is in your OTHER hand. But you are not supposed to stun me, either. Well, then...I...I...call you on...talky box and...talk to you... I'm right here, Captain. And, just as I suspected... this atmosphere is 87% nitrous oxide.

CC 302: For My Skull Is Hollow, And I Have Touched Myself 2 by biped 10-23-05

Ensign...Benson... kill...Spock... KILL...SPOCK... AYE...AYE... CAPTAIN... KILL...SPOCK... KILL! SPOCK! All right, now this is just totally illogi -- Oh...you are SO on report.

CC 302: For My Skull Is Hollow, And I Have Touched Myself 3 by biped 10-23-05

Well, I killed Mr. Spock, just like you ordered, sir! WHAT...THE FUCK...OVER? Guards, put...this man...in the brig... Spock...was my friend... and now he's dead...my friend...is dead...DEAD... ME IN LOVE WITH SPOCK!!! GRRRR!!! ME KILL STUPID ENSIGN BENSON REAL BAD!!! Nurse Chapel! Omigod, HELP me! I -- I don't remember anything that I'm supposed to have -- HELP YOU!!! ME AM GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKEN BALLS OFF, YOU TURD BASTARD!!!

CC 302: For My Skull Is Hollow, And I Have Touched Myself 4 by biped 10-23-05

Captain! I'm picking up a new lifeform reading on the planet! Wha...could it be? COULD...IT...BE...? Hello, Captain. I seem to have regenerated into a baby crab. Spock! SPOCK! I'm...so...HAPPY! ME TAKE CARE OF YOU UNTIL YOU AM NORMAL AGAIN, BABY CRAB SPOCK!!! Well then, whip out those milkbags, Mommy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What... the fuck... over...

Life's An Injokester by finn34 10-23-05

OK, Gene, I can see why you're mad. But I have to tell you, this is partially your fault. If you hadn't selected an urn that was an electrical conductor, your grandfather's ashes wouldn't have been scattered when we hit it with a cattle prod.

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RCL no. 572 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-23-05

Everybody! Please, calm down! In order to make byte space for the new generation of characters in Stripcreator, I had to use my phaser to "phase out" (ha, ha) some of the old ones... I mean... Are you really going to miss "Crabby", or that weird-looking man-faced thing with feet for ears?

Not entirely compliant, but someone had to do it at one point.

Logical Physics by TheGovernor 10-23-05

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Thats illogical, Rotor turbines do not generate gravitons Bitch!

RCL no. 573 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-23-05

Okay, guys... Which one of you slobs has been using the snow for a toilet? Gee... I wonder if the guys are noticing how big my tits are as I keep my hands behind my back like so...

RCL no. 574 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-23-05

Well... I chopped up the man and woman, just like the voices in my head told me to! But, their four year-old daughter saw me do it! Maybe, I should take her out, too... Nahhhh! She'll probably say the Easter Bunny did it!

When serial killers compete by DexX 10-23-05

Okay, you ready? Yep, ready. Go on three. One... two... three! Chop! Slice! Hack! Mangle! Gut! Six point eight seconds! Damn it! Seven point two! To be fair, though, that axe gives you the edge in dismemberment races.

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CC 302 by HCRoyall 10-24-05

Well, sir, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, we couldn't save your wife. The good news is she was delicious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thriller by choadwarrior 10-24-05

Do I frighten you? No, I'm your biggest fan. I've even patterned my look after you. You don't think I'm a monster? No, I think you're just a confused person caught up in the quest for the secret to eternal youth and immortality. So would you like to come back to Neverland? No way! I thought you only liked blonds.

CC 302 - A few good men... kinda... by scootio 10-24-05

AFTER A NICE ROMANTIC MEAL WITH HIS WIFE, ABE RETURNS HOME TO PAY THE BABY SITTER... you want answers? I think im entitle... DO YOU WANT ANSWERS!?!?! I WANT THE TRUTH!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

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Radio message from HQ! DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU!!!

CC 302: where there's smoke there ain't necessarily fire by Smarmulus 10-24-05

In a strange way this does help with the feelings of inadequacy caused by my impotence.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

RCL no. 576 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-24-05

Hold still. Umm... What are you doing? I forgot to draw a pair of nipples on you. It'll just take a second... Will they make me look like I'm "hot and horny" all the time? That's my intention... Go for it!

There's something about 'phreaky' that really churns my butter, if you know what I mean!

Origins by kaufman 10-24-05

A long time ago, the earth was covered with water. And the water was filled with fine and nutritious particles. But as the earth cooled and the water began to evaporate, those particles within began to congeal together. Until sufficient drying had been achieved, and a new hero was born. Hello, I'm Tapioca Man.

Tapioca Man visits the doctor by kaufman 10-23-05

And finally, I'll need a specimen from you. That's not a problem. Just step on me. It won't hurt. Ok. I'm ready. Splooosh.

Dracula and Tapioca Man go on the town by kaufman 10-23-05

I think I will order me some blood wine. Oooh, good idea. And I can have some blood pudding. Excuse... Me. .. Did ... your friend say... Blood... Wine? There ... could... be Klingons ... here.

Tapioca Man Goes on a Date by kaufman 10-24-05

So, what do you do for a living, Tapioca Man? Well, I used to be a judge, but they didn't like me leaving stains on the court documents. I got fired for pudding on the writs. Oh, yecccheroonie. I just hate puns! You do? Eat me! So she did. Braaaaapp!

And, as a special, not-quite-compliant bonus feature:

Frankenstein vs. Tapioca Man by kaufman 10-23-05

RAAARRR!!! Blurp

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CC302: Bad Bad Bad Jokes. by UnknownEric 10-24-05

Hey! What are you doing in my house? I'm here to steal your virginity. You're a little fucking late for that.

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I has a flavor!

CC 302: An Italian walks into a cheese shop by kaufman 10-24-05

Bongiorno, I'da likea some cheese. Of course, sir. What kind would you like? I think I'll havea gouda. Just a moment. I'll bring it out. Here ya go!

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CC 302: Dipsy-Doodle Donna by biped 10-24-05

Oh, BOTHER! I locked my keys in my car again! He makes me hungry. I want to eat him. Miss -- did you call for help with a locked car? No, that was the giant, talking bacon man that I just ate. You gestate? No, I am not Jess Tate.

CC 302: Squirt Blurt by biped 10-24-05

That's right, buddy. I'm k.d. laing. ORGASM!!! Wha -- huh? Why'd you say that? Say what? "ORGASM!!!" I'll never forget this moment.

CC 302: Swap Flop by biped 10-24-05

Well, I managed to remove that pesky wart. Unfortunately, your wife died from -- err -- "complications." Then I demand you replace her with YOUR wife! OKAY, MAILMAN BOB!!! ME AM READY TO GO HOME WITH YOU NOW!!! Fine, fine. Oh, and doctor -- I WON'T be expecting a bill. Next day... Well? How'd it work out? ME HAD TO DISMEMBER HIM WITH A CHAINSAW AND FEED THE PIECES TO THE SINK MONSTER!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Unfortunately, I can't make this one compliant without wrecking the joke.

Extreme makeover by NeoVid 10-24-05

Hi, Gabe. I'm not Gabe. I'm DragonXero. This is my new look. Hello, Gabe. I'm not Gabe! Do I look like a gorilla felcher?! Hey, Gabe. Goddammit!!

Once the caveman and more forumusers go up, I'll have some more...

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