I am going to guess spaghetti-Os

"How am I supposed to spank you over there? What am I, fucking Inspector Gadget?"

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GO GO GADGET WANG!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Seconds later agent 99 knocked him out with a high-speed ping pong ball.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...but body cavity searches aren't always fun and games.

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"young lady, did you know that even though there is no spaces in binary, when posting it, you should group by four or eight digits? you didn't? then you are a noob."

So that's where I left my knish!

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Quaid, start the reactor Quaid

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Hurry! HURRY! LIGHT IT!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm sorry but as a theatrical agent of 30 years experience I do not think that there is any market for your act. Now did you happen to see where my toupe landed?

can u see it, i'm sure it was there when I sat on ur desk!

Are you really a proctologist doctor?

Ok Ms Collins I'm satisfied that it wasn't u who photocopied ur arse @ the office party. Now send it suspect 346 Miss Jenkins.

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.

Unlike his brother Neil, this was as close as Paul Armstrong would ever get.

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" Are you SURE you dropped a contact lens over here, boss? "

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Bunner's honoured us with a visit! Yay!

I didn't spot you at first - I saw GIR and assumed you were Hari Nezumi.

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Gir rocks.

"I am the only one who has the disk with the daata!"

"And I am the onlyt one with the technology that can play the disk!"

" And I... Oh, I don't know..."

:)

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Gir rocks.

"I am the only one who has the disk with the daata!"

"And I am the onlyt one with the technology that can play the disk!"

" And I... Oh, I don't know..."

:)

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"People, I have developed a new pencil sharpener."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"You're HIRED!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Please, I told you, NOTHING will make me go back to women..."

Just what I needed, another asshole in my office.

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"I'm going to have to say the plazma TV on the wall has a clearer picture than your HD-PUSSY.  Sorry."

this is the first step of the new medical procedure known as colontelescopy

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what if nigger meant kite

"What news from Mordor? What does the eye command?"

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The_young_scotTYS ftw.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's it, Miss Jones, I'm cutting back on your medication.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

What the viewer cannot see is the midget with the Mac-10

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com