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When the enemy started enlisting tires into their ranks, the war went downhill for the good guys.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Make me do two hundred push-ups, will ya, sarge?" *kshhhhhhhh...*

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So that's why I've had three flats in the past six months!

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I has a flavor!

Please line up for your mugshots here.

Smile into the camera and press the button with your bayonet.

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DIE MICHELIN MAN!

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I dumb :D

Today, President Bush asserted that he had proof our soldiers were having a Good Year in Iraq.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Our Kaufman never tyres of puns. He done lopped the head off that one. He bridge(stone)s the gap between dictionary and joke book. I pirelli mean that.

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After seeing the display of violence against his tires, her dentist agreed to make her false teeth smaller.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Pvt. Johnstone finally caught up with the car that ran over his dog.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Strangely, even though he was prone to violence, this man has never played the video game 'Doom'. I guess he is the exception that proves the rule" as the 72 year old Senators swung the gavel on the law about the new technology that they fully did not understand.

"I'm rubber, you're glue, everything you shoot bounces off of me and kills you."

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AFROMANS MOVE

"Damit, I am pissed! I just spent all night long chatting on the internet to some dude who painted himself up to look like a cat for cybersex! raaaar!"