Bacon attack by bltsandwich17 11-03-05

Time to add the bacon! Oh no! don't cook me!  :O  I will kill you eventually! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Bacon is the king of killers.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

reading between the lines i found it teh funny!

Keep up teh funny

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I dumb :D

Do everyone a favor and mimic the cook in your comic.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Get killed by bacon?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I was thinking just dying in general, but getting killed by bacon, a substance she claims to hate, would be just funny enough to make her death actually mean something.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Like the death of Charles Foster Kane.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

(whispering)bac-os(dies)

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I has a flavor!

Wait! It looks like you could place baconman flat on the snow. Hmmmmmm...

The Rasher of Kane

Hi, Charlie. My name is Rosebud. I'll be your sled for the day.

by kaufman, 11-04-05

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Not funny!!!!!!! by bltsandwich17 11-03-05

*woof woof* No! I am not playing catch with you. 5 minutes later! WHy won't this chick play catch? Go away! I warn you!

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

I hate you.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I hate you by bltsandwich17 11-04-05

HOW ABOUT SOME COFFEE? YEAH! YEAH! I NEED SOME COFFEE! dude, get lost! I NEED COFFEE. GIVE ME COFFEE! I am not giving you any coffee, you caffianted freak! I HATE YOU!

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Wow. These are really terrible. I assume you're doing it on purpose for the "it's so bad it's funny" sort of effect?

I don't think it's working.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It's so bad, it's just bad. Just bad.

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I has a flavor!

Can someone please explain to me how someone who supposedly got early admission (age 16) to college has such poor spelling and grammar skills?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

She's lying.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

That or she went for a math degree. And I seriously doubt she's that smart.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

whatever

Fuck off and spread that sandwhich hating up your asses!

by bltsandwich17, 11-05-05

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Spread... Sandwich hating... up my ass... Okay, that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. You are definitely lying about getting early admission to college. Get back on the short bus and stop bothering those of us with functioning brains.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

pencils by bltsandwich17 11-05-05

WHat did one pencil say to the other? I don't know what? COme on and get the LEAD out.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

That comic is actually a good set up for somthing... but the joke itself isn't funny enough to make it a good comic. Maybe if the 2nd pencil in the 2nd panel said something funny in response it might help. For example,

"You're lukcy I don't the sharpener."

Not great, but an example.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You're missing the point (nyuk, nyuk) -- The pencil just was not too sharp.

Seriously, here's what I'd do to improve the strip: Why is a pencil asking what one pencil said to the other? Move the question up to the narration box, and shrink the comic down to one panel.

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