WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BUTCH!

Random by drawinger 11-04-05

Should I chop you or slice you? hmmmmm...is chop more violent than slice? Slice IS more clean of a cut. Could you do a sort of clean cut mince?? Ok, but this is my first time mincing. Nevermind, I'll do it myself.

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This is one of my favourites, I wouldn't say it's one of my best.

The world according to Carp

I hate performance art

by Trace, 9-29-05

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When Cereal Commercials Attack

Silly rabbit? Silly Rabbit?! I'LL SHOW YOU A SILLY RABBIT!! Trix are for ME, mother fucker!!

by HCRoyall, 10-21-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL#9:Detective by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-29-05

Hmmm... It appears that the victim was shot by a soviet- model 308. rifle, which I know has a hell of a kick, but doesn't explain the gash in his head.... What is even more interesting is the fact that I'm in the middle of an active warzone with absolutely no means of defense what-so-ever.

RCL#10: Carrot by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-29-05

I coulda' sworn I left my carrot in this completely remote area...

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

That detective one was pretty damn hilarious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The world according to carp and when cereal comercials attack were Very Good Random. Rate everyone's comics,too, that's what this thread is for.

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WEEEEEE,SEX JOKES!!

Random Comic by drawinger 11-05-05

I love you, Collin... ...and I do like your romance... ...but when you touch me sexuly, it hurts.

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RCL: Always end on a compliment by The_young_scot 11-05-05

Welcome to the Rabbit Hole, Home of the Big Hole meal! What can i get you sir? Wow, thats one hell of an outfit they make you wear! You sort of look like a Telletubby. A crazy rapist telletubbly. Nice moustache though

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I really like the detective one and the telletubby one, I think they're great.

Here's another

Random comic by Trace 11-05-05

oh, very funny you guys you know damn well that i said the place needed to look more christmassy NOT "place christ near the tree" you die for their sins and they don't even get you socks as a thankyou now he's going to find out that i didn't get him anything

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Just made this on the spot

Random: Teh Farmer by flipynif1 11-05-05

WE'RE DANCIN MACHINES AND WE LOVE TO DANCE! MY DADDY STUCK HIS HAND WAY DOWN MY PANTS! Son, them aren't tha words.

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I like them all so far

RCL: What if "cunt" ment "love" by The_young_scot 11-05-05

Hey steve I...What the fuck are you listening to? "How deep is your cunt" by the BeeGees What a stupid song, why would you want to know how deep someones cunt was? Well there are many types of cunts you know. A shallow cunt could scar you for life! Wow, your so right, you always say really deep things when we are high Probably due to the brain damage. I think my temples have exploded again. Be a dear, call an ambulance.

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comic/320398/comic

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Special bonus if anyone gets the hidden message

Strongly psychotic? I'm funny! by The_young_scot 11-05-05

Well i'm sorry sir, but if you didn't see who stole your wallet there really isn't much we can do. Oh I see.................... wanna come back to mines? Yeah alright

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Isn't that from Monty Python?

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OMFG!A BENCH! by Juan_the_egghole 8-13-05

ooh!look!a bench!i'm going to talk to it! sooo...are you busy on friday?

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

It most certainly is, look carefully at the name of the comic...

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Anagrams!! WEEE!!

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Anagrams!! WEEE!!

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first ever Gran and Gran, it was random at the time

Gran and Gran: Shopping by HotRodDeathToll 10-18-05

Hello Gran! Oh Hello How long have you been shopping for? About 7 hours. Have you bought anything? No.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I gots me a whole damned series of these.
I consider these to be mein best, but then I'm a fuckcake from Shittsburg.

Random Layout Comic II by theReverend 4-25-05

Hey man you shouldn't be all making war and shit cuz that's bad and I also think you should stop all that stuff you do that's bad except for drugs. Good news! Your mom's boobs fit in my mouth.

Random Layout Comic VI by theReverend 5-13-05

So can you see what's going on in there? Yeah...the damage really isn't so bad. ...but dude, um...it's really sorta weird looking around inside you like this. ROBO-BONER

Random Layout Comic VIII by theReverend 5-13-05

Yeah, whatta ya want? BZZT BZZT Listen, I don't have time fer this. BZZT If yer lookin' fer action, just come in already. BZZ--Um, okay.

Random Cockout Comics 182 by theReverend 10-09-05

DEEDLEDEEDLEDEE! I like to rock the fuck out / no doubt / killing bitches alla time DEEDEEDEEDLE! kick some assholes til they bleed with joy / gonna make my dog a fucking cock chewtoy CHUGGAWOWDEEDLE KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE beedlebeedle

Random Layout Comics 64playstation by theReverend 10-09-05

I can smell your taint. Shut up grandma.

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Last call.

by NooniePuuBunny, 8-01-05

You went to work without your pants again.

by NooniePuuBunny, 4-28-05

Randomnessnessness by NooniePuuBunny 4-13-05

I said I was sorry... You turned him into a newt. He'll get better. I'm still not speaking to you.

@_@ by NooniePuuBunny 4-16-05

Its a beautiful day, the birds are singing... ...the bugs are humming, the sky is clear... Yep, it cant get much better than this! Actually, it would be much better if you got your hand out of my ass.

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Frank always knew that only evil could come from his eating of the bowl of demonically possessed beans, but he was never prepared for this kind of abomination.

by NooniePuuBunny, 4-28-05

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Bondage Bug by The_young_scot 11-10-05

Ok, before we start, the safeword is "Quebec" Got ya You've been a bad little bug! You deserve to be punished! Yes mistress! Now hold still, my penis is stuck in my stockings Quebec!!! QUEBEC!!!

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Random comic 3 by Trace 11-08-05

according to my psychiatrist i have anger management issues and poor impulse control which leads to violent, uncontrollable outbursts. he also said i was emotionally unstable and a danger to society ....i wonder if it was because i took his pen and stabbed him with it?

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I rolled the dice this morning.

Grim and Bat It by kaufman 11-10-05

Yo, Reaper, can I buy your scythe? NO. YOU ONLY WANT TO LICK THE BLOOD OFF IT. YOU MAY DO THAT FOR FREE, BUT YOU MAY NOT BUY THE SCYTHE! What difference does it make? How come? BECAUSE IF YOU BOUGHT IT, THE BLOOD WOULD MAKE YOU VERY ILL. IT WOULD THEN BE INFECTED WITH SICKLE-SELL ANEMIA. Aw. Gee, thanks, Mr. Death.

Snow Place Like Home by kaufman 11-10-05

Bobby, what will Mom say when she sees you wearing that? HONEY! Call Judge Hanratty. We should have a search warrant within the hour. For crying out loud, did you hear what I said to you Tuesday? I just shat in Mr. Trump's coffee. For the third time, will you call and get somebody out here to fix the picture on the plasma tv? I can't see a thing.

Author at work by kaufman 11-10-05

tap-tap-tap-tap-tap To be or not to blphfjgned. tap-tap-tap-tap-tap To be or not to be, that is the quekookokk! tap-tap-tap-tap-tap Sucky sucky, fi dollah.

Folded, Spindled and Muletilated by kaufman 11-10-05

At this point, I could probably make a half-assed joke ...

The Star-Spangled Bandanna

O' say can you see? No, I can't. The eyeholes in this mask are in the wrong place.

by kaufman, 11-10-05

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Oh hey...random comics! This would make a great thread! by theReverend 11-15-05

Hey, how about instead of creating a new random layout comics thread every time you fucking feel like it, you simply add to one of the trillions of others...Hmmmm? Yeah, and also do that because you suck some dicks. Really though, it gets annoying. Everyone has some random comics or can quickly come up with some. So there's really no point in creating a new thread everytime. Think of how big the ONE random comics thread could be by now! It would rival Tattoo Barbie! Why not? If I was Brad I'd be deleting random comics threads like shit-crazy. I'm starting to run out of talking points. Are you going to touch my pussy or what? I can't hold this pose forever.