After listening to your critism and comments I went back and tryed again. I'd like to know how you like them...

The Truth Hurts.....#10 by PuterBoy 11-09-05

The disadvantages of having a serial killer as your best friend..... What's up man? How's it going? Good, good.... I've been doin' some thinking and I have to kill you...and so now that we're in a secluded area, I think this would be the best time to do it.... But.. what.. are you tallking about.. dude ... I'm sorry but your time is up..... I need to stab you....dude look the more you scream and cry... the more its gonna' hurt... so sit back and relax as I plunge this knife into your chest... NO! MAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS, DUDE COME ON, MAN!! NO!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!! HEEEEELLP MEEEEE! APRIL FOOLS!!!! HAHHAHHAHHAHAAA! I GOT YOUR HAHAHAHAAA!! OH MAN.....

The Truth Hurts.....#11 by PuterBoy 11-10-05

Hey man..... I heard your feeling a little depressed....so I thought I should come by and maybe cheer you up a little bit... It's no use! I feel horrible... I accidently ran over my own dog, my girlfriend left me, I just found out I have cancer and its the testicle kind... Ouch..... I see your point.. but you still have a lot of great things in life... like.... your own apartment... I mean I have to live with a fat guy in a small, cramped dorm... I just got the eviction note so.. I guess it's all over... Hey! Don't talk like that! You have so much life ahead of you, I mean look at that ad! It says that you just won a PS4! See? You already in luck... Dude, I hate you...

The Truth Hurts.....#12 by PuterBoy 11-29-05

Help characters! I can't think of any good comic ideas... Well its good you came to us! Ya! We totally fucking own when it comes to making comics! Alright so what do you guys think I should do? Hmmm. How about like a fucking crippled joke? HAHHAHA! Great idea! Well let's test it out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! We did it again! I'm crippled.... Now to end your sorry life! God bless America!

The Truth Hurts.....#13 by PuterBoy 11-29-05

On the set of Star Trek... You know what I heard? I heard that were gonna' get canceled 'cause were not entertaining the public anymore! Aw! Thats awful! We should do something about that! Yeah. Like maybe something to spice up the next show... I've got just the idea! Next day on the shooting of the show... Alright, captain! I think we've spent enough time on this mysterious alien planet. Let's go! LUBE US UP, SCOTTY!

The Truth Hurts.....#14 by PuterBoy 11-30-05

Yo yo yo yo! Whats up da hizzle, homeslice!? Uh, Grandma? So yo wanna come to mah crib and smoke suma' mah stash, bitch? It's church for christ sake! Comon' Grandma, your freaking me out. Yo wurd on da street is dat you be wit dem Bluuds but dat aint coo yo! Yo gots ta be a Cripp, son! This is the last time I'm leaving on BET when Grandma's watching...

#12 did not hurt.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

MEH

I made some more...

A Common Conversation Between Canadians... by PuterBoy 12-06-05

So nice day, eh? Righto.

The Truth Hurts.....#15 by PuterBoy 12-01-05

Well Mr. Johnson I have some good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first? Gimme the good news first doc! Well the good news is that I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico... HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! I love those comercials! ...and the bad news is that you have terminial cancer. Have a good life.

That's pretty good

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fff

THat joke is pretty good on the surface, but the subtle SUBJOKES are even better! Let's take a look...

- The doctor obviously had time to saw somebody's cock off between panels two and three, splattering blood all over his shit. What isn't funny about that?

- The aforementioned time lag also means that the doctor decided to come back (mid cock-sawing) to tell the guy he had cancer, having forgotten in the euphoria of his lame car commercial joke to tell him the first time!

- "Have a good life"?! That shit's TERMINAL, man!!!!!one

- Rather than having the patient interrupt the doctor mid-phrase (which may have helped the flow of the joke), this "joke-nician" completed the parody line with the name "Geico"...and we all know what that means... product placement = the joke's on YOU!

- The fucking guy's name's JOHNSON!

Like a goddamned onion, people. That's all I'm trying to say.

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8===D

I am torn between rating you bad or ok.
You see the pickle I am in?
Help me.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Rate me good plz... not that i care just it would boost my confidence +1...

Yah I noticed how the guy has the saw but i didn't change it so it could add a whole new layer of mystery to the story! (wink)

*puts on his wizard robe and hat*

I rate thee good

*casts lvl 5 funny*

*dies*

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I dumb :D