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areallystupidguy December 20, 2005 9:16 PM	Hey! Next time you're carrying an armload of boxes higher than your head and trying to get out of the post office, and I hold the door open for you, how about NOT looking at me like I'm a serial killer? Wouldn't that be something! What a splendid idea!
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Inflatable_Man December 20, 2005 9:34 PM	I would have gone POSTAL!
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crabby December 20, 2005 9:37 PM	Well, you beat kaufman to the lame pun. You should be proud.
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Kaenash December 20, 2005 9:54 PM	No thats a great atttitude to take. All Ladies love men who yell about them on the internet in message boards. I am sure once they read this, they will do exactly what you say.
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Inflatable_Man December 20, 2005 10:12 PM	Why would they read this? Unless... Kaenash, are you the lady with all the boxes that snubbed areallystupidguy? What was in the boxes, bitch? And why won't you put out?
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BigFrank105 December 20, 2005 10:31 PM	HEY! How about areallystupidguy is one cool motherfucker and since he doesn't really post anymore, any thread or post he makes is automatically COOL!!! AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!!!
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smamurai
December 21, 2005 1:56 AM

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Hey! Next time you're carrying an armload of boxes higher than your head and trying to get out of the post office, and I hold the door open for you, how about NOT looking at me like I'm a serial killer? Wouldn't that be something! What a splendid idea!

If you become a serial killer in the future this little tirade may come back to haunt you. People in glass houses etc. Could get embarrassing.

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attitudechicka December 21, 2005 6:23 AM	I think they recognized you from this website. I get that look from plenty of users.
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little_kitty December 21, 2005 7:44 AM	I always say thank you when someone holds open a door. And I always hold open the door for people walking behind me. That said, were you looking at her really weird? Like, with a look of disdain over all the parcels she had? Because that might spark the look.
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Chuckaduck December 21, 2005 7:49 AM	quote: No thats a great atttitude to take. All Ladies love men who yell about them on the internet in message boards. Well, we've just seen what holding a door does...
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biped December 21, 2005 8:51 AM	quote: AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!!!
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kaufman December 21, 2005 10:27 AM	quote: Well, you beat kaufman to the lame pun. You should be proud. Oh, please. I would have made it a priority to bulk it up into a first-class effort that would cause you to express your certified stamp of approval
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Hari_Nezumi December 21, 2005 10:49 AM	quote: Why would they read this? Unless... Kaenash, are you the lady with all the boxes that snubbed areallystupidguy? What was in the boxes, bitch? And why won't you put out? Yeah. YEAH. Yeah.
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crabby December 21, 2005 10:59 AM	quote: Oh, please. I would have made it a priority to bulk it up into a first-class effort that would cause you to express your certified stamp of approval Ok, that made me smile.
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attitudechicka December 21, 2005 11:10 AM	Assmailed. Just because it almost makes sense here.
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ivytheplant
December 21, 2005 12:14 PM

This is why, certain people exempted, I tend not to get along with my own gender. They're petty, hateful, backstabbing, whiny little shits with no sense of taste in TV. They are why we have things like The View and Lifetime.

I like it when guys open doors for me, especially if I have an armload of boxes. Of course, if I have an armload of boxes, anyone opening the door for me would be welcome. And I will not hesitate to do the same for someone else, even if it's a guy.

I don't understand people who take offense at that. I had roommates like that. Eventually, the only guys that would come calling were the ones who liked being abused.

ARSG, I apologize for the morons of my gender.

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HCRoyall
December 21, 2005 2:07 PM

My best friend and I were raised to be "gentlemen", ergo all the holding doors and "sir, ma'am" stuff. It's to the point of reflex now.

So he's at the mall, leaving, and he holds the door open for a woman walking inside. She stops and proceeds to bitch at him for undermining the belief that women can function without men and how holding a door open for her is an insult that aparently says she's not strong enough to open it herself. He shut it in her face and left.

Men are pigs, women are bitches. The stereotypes must be culled from the population. Begin the Crusade!

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NooniePuuBunny December 21, 2005 5:27 PM	quote: This is why, certain people exempted, I tend not to get along with my own gender. They're petty, hateful, backstabbing, whiny little shits with no sense of taste in TV. They are why we have things like The View and Lifetime... Amen.
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areallystupidguy
December 21, 2005 9:15 PM

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I always say thank you when someone holds open a door. And I always hold open the door for people walking behind me.

That said, were you looking at her really weird? Like, with a look of disdain over all the parcels she had? Because that might spark the look.

Not really, I don't think I was really looking at her very much at all. I was more focused on this little revolving windmill lawn ornament thing I spotted across the street. Some people put the awesomest shit on their lawns.

And HC, I can definitely identify with that. I was raised in the south with extensive southern manners, so I'm all over that stuff. I've sort of scrapped the table manners code, since it's way more convenient to cut your food if you DON'T switch hands, but the common courtesies branded into my brain still remain (including the sirs and ma'ams). But in this busy, cold new society, is there any place for such things anymore?

Thanks for all your comments, guys. This happens to me about every other day and it's incredibly irritating. You are my stilts to help me over tthe murky waters of uncaring human nature, and for that I thank you.

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BigFrank105
December 21, 2005 10:34 PM

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My best friend and I were raised to be "gentlemen", ergo all the holding doors and "sir, ma'am" stuff. It's to the point of reflex now.

So he's at the mall, leaving, and he holds the door open for a woman walking inside. She stops and proceeds to bitch at him for undermining the belief that women can function without men and how holding a door open for her is an insult that aparently says she's not strong enough to open it herself. He shut it in her face and left.

Men are pigs, women are bitches. The stereotypes must be culled from the population. Begin the Crusade!

That's total bullshit that she yelled at your friend... I mean, I hold the doors open for women, in addition to men... Not to sound weird. I'll hold it open for all people, or at least make sure it doesn't shut in their face. It's a polite gesture and I don't do it to make the person feel "weak" or anything. It's just a common courtesy.

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bunnerabb December 21, 2005 11:52 PM	"A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate one another." - H. L. Mencken
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boorite December 22, 2005 12:34 AM	"Confucius say: 'Women fickle.'" --Popeye
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pita December 22, 2005 12:55 AM	quote: He shut it in her face and left. Kudos to your friend. Bunner and I were talking recently about how difficult it is for women to have a woman supervisor. I always did well with male managers, always lost the job when I had a female manager. I don't think it was anything I was doing wrong, it was just that shitty, petty, bitch/snob attitude most women given any measure of power exhude.
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ivytheplant December 22, 2005 2:49 AM	"Nothing can make one a misogynist faster than being born a woman." - The Misanthropic Bitch
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pita December 22, 2005 12:45 PM	quote: it was just that shitty, petty, bitch/snob attitude most women given any measure of power exhude. Exude, I meant (for any petty, powerful bitch/snobs who sat there and thought 'no wonder, she can't even spell') :P
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attitudechicka December 22, 2005 12:53 PM	Alright I admit it. I was the girl who refused to let anyone hold a door open for me. But rather than yell at the guy, I'd usually find a different door and open it myself. Now that I've got a kid I am a lot more grateful for doors held open. I think some of us go through that "I don't need anyone to do me any favors" kind of mindset at some point or another.
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LuckyGuess December 22, 2005 8:26 PM	areallystupidguy, do you happen to have an evil aura? You know, where you get angry or frightened looks from people for no reason, animals make noises at you at no provocation, and small children either run out of your way or are immediately redirected by an accompanying adult? I've been looking for the other three horsemen for a while now, and the lease on the wall of flames is almost up.
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areallystupidguy
December 22, 2005 10:23 PM

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areallystupidguy, do you happen to have an evil aura? You know, where you get angry or frightened looks from people for no reason, animals make noises at you at no provocation, and small children either run out of your way or are immediately redirected by an accompanying adult? I've been looking for the other three horsemen for a while now, and the lease on the wall of flames is almost up.

Cats throw up on me sometimes.

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NooniePuuBunny
December 23, 2005 5:25 PM

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areallystupidguy, do you happen to have an evil aura? You know, where you get angry or frightened looks from people for no reason, animals make noises at you at no provocation, and small children either run out of your way or are immediately redirected by an accompanying adult? I've been looking for the other three horsemen for a while now, and the lease on the wall of flames is almost up.

Cats throw up on me sometimes.

Green satanic puke? Does it resemble pea soup?

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