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Seeing as it's this time of the year again, and we are all nearing a brand new year. So i believe that this comic competition based on the new year. The comics must be based on A BIG EVENT THAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE NEW YEAR STARTS If everyone can remember the rumors about 'The Millenium Bug', it will make it easier for you to make a comic on it. Be Creative. Old people jokes are encouraged, and so are Injokes.

Rules shall be

1. NO OLD COMICS
2. PHOTOSHOP ALLOWED
3. NO FAT CHICKS
4. A SERIES IS GREAT

I will judge this contest when the little hand strikes midnight.

GET COMICING!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

CC 308: Auld Lang Square Root

Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have gotten a computer that operated in base 44.7883913531...

by kaufman, 12-23-05

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Contest over!

CC 308: Excuses, excuses by HCRoyall 12-24-05

Honey, what are you doing? The party's just about to begin! I have to make sure the Y2K bug doesn't destroy our computer. I thought the Y2K scare was over years ago. It was. I rolled the clock back on the computer so I could have an excuse to avoid those demonic apes you call your friends.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 764 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-24-05

Well... We're about to say good bye to 2005 here. I guess all of us want to thank you for an absolutely nondescript, mediocre year! No problemo! I was being sarcastic, dipshit! Anyhoo... What should we expect out of 2006? Pretty much the same ol' crapola! Fucking swell!

RCL no. 765 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-24-05

Sometime in the future... ...and that was when Sky-Net took over the defense network, and launched all the missiles at the Ruskies! Groovy! After the smoke cleared, we rose up and killed every last one of them dumbass humans! When was that? 2006! LAST YEAR??

CC 308: Leet Trading by kaufman 12-26-05

And in business news, indicators for the first part of 2006 indicate a steady economy, save for a precipitous dropoff in the sales of zoos. I'm telling you my portfolio's taking an awful beating, what with the disappearance of the zoo fad. How about you? Oh, I'm doing great. I sold off all my shares in zoos at the end of '05? How could you have anticipated that? Do you have inside information or something? Not at all. I just understand the power of subliminal advertising. By the way, you might want to start investing in a company called Zoob...

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RCL no. 766 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-26-05

January 2006... June 2006... December 2006...

CC308: Look Who's Talking VII by UnknownEric 12-27-05

2032. And so on this new year's day, 2032, we remember that on New Year's 2006, the antichrist was born. Unknown Eric's bedroom, circa 2006. Honey! Read said his first word! What was it? Destroy! Sweet!

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I has a flavor!

Groovy! - CC 308: Clark's Dick by edoggydog 12-27-05

Did I ever tell you about my cousin in New York who has leprosy? Groovy! Uh, not "groovy", you dumb monkey! ANYWAYZ... Last night, he experienced his first ball drop in Times Square! That's nice- wait a minute! New Year's eve isn't until Saturday... I know, spooge-breath! Did I mention he has LEPROSY? Hello? Work with me! I wonder what Chuckafuck's doing right now...

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 770 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-05

2006 is going to be a great year for me! Maybe, I'll start getting some respect around here from these slant-eyed, Mr. Clean-looking motherfuckers! THE YEAR OF THE PIG ISN'T UNTIL 2007! NOW, GET BACK TO WORK, ASSHOLE!! Shit!

CC 308: New Year's Lunch 1 by biped 12-28-05

It's New Year's Day! We can have lunch now! Lunchy-lunch! LUNCHY-LUNCH! LUNCHY-LUNCH! LA-LA-LA! OOOOH, LUNCHY-LUNCH! DOO-DAAAH! Sorry...we don't serve lunch here anymore. You just signed your own DEATH WARRANT, butthole!

CC 308: New Year's Lunch 2 by biped 12-28-05

Yum! It was fun eating that guy alive! He was our LIVING LUNCHY-LUNCH! IT'S NEW YEAR'S DAY -- I'M ALMOST FIVE! AND WE JUST ATE SOME GUY ALIVE! WHEN I SAW THE JERK, I HAD A HUNCH -- HE'D BE OUR LIVING LUNCHY-LUNCH! Yay! We made it back to prison just in time for our execution! Hope the electric chair isn't TOO painful! Well... goodbye, Sis!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I Get My Kicks in 2006 by BigFrank105 12-28-05

Well, the new year is finally upon us. Mmhmm... Is there anything this year that you're going to change in 2006? My underwear.

MORE ENTRIES PLEASE! We need at least 8000 by 2006.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

CC308: Wishful Thinking by UnknownEric 12-29-05

I'm Dick Shank. And I'm Betty Humpter. Welcome to the New Year's Day news. In exciting news, every person who owns a Limp Bizkit album mysteriously died in various wheat threshing accidents around America. That's right, Dick, and this was topped off by a suicide pact between Fred Durst, Scott Stapp, and Mark McGrath. In other news, MTV has been shut down for failing to provide truth in advertising by claiming they play music. And in pop chart news, Pere Ubu has the #1 record in America.

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I has a flavor!

CC 308: A 2006 Prediction on Late Night Radio by fpd 12-29-05

You're listening to Cat Smell on Cats to Cats AM. Let's take a call from the 2006 predictions line. Hi Mr. Smell. It's a great honor to talk to you. Some said the world would end in 2000, and some say it will end in 2012. I would like to offer the compromise position that it will end in 2006. That's very interesting, caller. And how do you think the world will end? It will end with a period. A period? A period of what? Like a woman's period. You know that women lose iron when they have periods. Well, ol' Mother Earth is going to spew the whole iron core out a giant volcano in the South Pole.

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CC 308: 2006, Year of the Movie by fpd 12-29-05

Welcome to Entertainment Tomorrow. 2006 is a very special year for the movie industry. That's right, Jon. Movies have long used roman numerals for the year, and this is the first year in movie history that can be pronounced movie. You heard it here first folks. MMVI, the roman numeral for 2006, can be pronounced movie. In honor of this, Hollywood is planning to put out its best movies ever this coming year. Here's a scene from one of 2006's most exciting new movies, Memoirs of a Sucky Sucky Girl. I'll be in line for it on New Years Day. You are not a true sucky sucky girl until the mere sight of your clothed and breastless body can drive any man wild with passion.

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Groovy! - www.dubya.gov by edoggydog 12-29-05

July 4th, 2006... ...other side effects include: dry-mouth, wet-sphincter, arid-vagina, and cotton-cock. We now return you to Box News... Groovy! Today, in California, the San Andreas Fault was renamed, "Bush's Fault"... In fact, all the fault lines in America were renamed after the President today because, as we all know, EVERYTHING is Bush's fault! And, here I was blaming it all on the illegals!

RCL no. 775 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-30-05

In 2006, I say that all men will find a way to live at peace in this world... In 2006, I say that blacks and whites will learn to live harmoniously side-by-side like the keys on a piano... In 2006, I say that I'll flap my arms and fly to the moon!

CC308: The 2006 Revorution by lima 12-30-05

Sucky sucky, SIX dollah! Infration! Revorution stops my neck getting sore!

CC 308: The Day After Tomorrow is New Years Day, part 1 by fpd 12-30-05

Only two more days until the new year. Let's see. There's tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow. Oh my cocking cock-a-doodle-doo! The day after tomorrow is New Years Day! Donkey, oh donkey! We have to prepare for the coming global superstorm! The day after tomorrow is New Years Day, and that's just two days away!!! Hee Haw! Hee Haw! This is no time for laughter, donkey! The end is upon us! This is a matter of the utmost gravity! We must tell everyone!!! Hee Haw!

CC 308: The Day After Tomorrow is New Years Day, part 2 by fpd 12-30-05

Mouse, oh dear little mouse! The day after tomorrow is only two days away! The world is going to end on New Years Day! Squeak. Squeak. Cocking doodle-doo! Do not mock me, mouse! Don't you understand the seriousness of all this! The world is going to cocking doodle end in only two days. We must tell everyone!! Squeak. Penguin! Oh lady penguin! The ice age is on its way! Glaciers will be here on New Years Day, for it is the day after tomorrow! And that's only two days away!!! Wahoo! That's incredible news! Such tidings fill my heart with joy, for glaciers are my natural habitat.

CC 308: The Day After Tomorrow is New Years Day, part 3 by fpd 12-30-05

Oh owl! Wise old owl! The world is going to end in just two days, for New Years Day is only two days away, and it is the day after tomorrow!! Hoo! Hoo! Oh owl! I thought you of all animals would most understand! Your reputation for wisdom reaches far and wide, yet all you can do is question me. Hoo! Hoo! Oh owl! You just don't understand! The world is coming to an end! This is a time for action, not for wasting time questioning dire warnings of impending emergency!! Hoo!

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CC 308: The Day After Tomorrow is New Years Day, part 4 by fpd 12-30-05

Roar! Roar! I feel your pain, bear! The end of the world is the worst news ever! But we must act, not just bemoan our fate! Oh horse, strong old horse! The world is ending in two days! The day after tomorrow comes on New Years Day!! Neigh! Neigh! Nay? I wish it were so, horse. But the facts are undeniable! The day after tomorrow is only two days away! The coming global superstorm arrives on New Years Day!!! Neeiigghh!!

CC 308: The Day After Tomorrow is New Years Day, part 5 by fpd 12-30-05

Oh my dear sweet cock and doodle! The ice age is upon us already! This poor man has already fallen victim to the coming global superstorm! Oh coyote, wily coyote! Surely you have the wile to know what to do about the coming global superstorm, which will be here on New Years Day! Indeed I do! Come with me to my cave. We'll be safe from the storm, and I'll have you for dinner! It has sure been a long day. I have been warning that the end is nigh all day, and my warnings kept falling on deaf ears. It's such a relief to meet someone as reasonable as yourself. Oh boy, oh boy! I'm going to feast on chicken dumplings tonight! I wish I could find such a dumb cluck everyday!

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Judging commences in two days! So put in the last entries!

Also if any of the events in your comics happen on the new year you're disqualiied.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction