[Click to view comic: 'The Twelve Days of Tard Boy and Finkelman']

Post your 12 Days parodies here. Extra points to whoever works in Susan Dey being lynched.

Fantastic. But surely there were only 3, technically one of 'em was male.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

You leave Bea Arthur alone.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You leave Bea Arthur alone.

As if I didn't know that, as if I didn't know my own bed.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.