The Twelve Days of Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-25-05

♫ Twelve Keith Moons, eleven Liberaces, ten sons of Clapton... I really don't think your Twelve Days of Dead Celebrities song is going to catch on. Changing "lords a'leaping" to "sons of Clapton" is particularly offensive. ♫ Nine Britney Spearses, eight Russ Meyers, seven Natalie Woods, six Fabio's noses... Britney Spears and Fabio's nose don't count as dead celebrities. ♫ Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Golden Girls! There were four Golden Girls and none of them are dead. You better hope this doesn't jinx Estelle Getty.

Post your 12 Days parodies here. Extra points to whoever works in Susan Dey being lynched.

Fantastic. But surely there were only 3, technically one of 'em was male.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

You leave Bea Arthur alone.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You leave Bea Arthur alone.

As if I didn't know that, as if I didn't know my own bed.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.