Howdy Doody Pards!!!
RedfeatheR has done it again! (somehow and only God knows how) No matter how it happened, one thing is true... You WILL enjoy this one. Ok that's not for sure. But DAMNIT I'll try.

CC: 310 will concern the scourge that is MySpace. Man, woman, young, old, gay, not sure. Over Forty-Seven Million people... There's no denying that it's no longer a fad… even if you hate it. The addition of MyMusic has melded with iTunes for links to music videos, songs, and albums. Yes, if MySpace were a girl, she'd be pregnant from me riding her by now

SO! Without further ado... CC 310: Come on Myspace!!!

The Rules...

1. Photoshopped entries are fine.
2. Series are fine
3. No limit on number of entries.
4. New comics only.
5. Bash MySpace or ride it. It doesn’t matter. It will be judged solely on teh fhunnay

Enjoy this sex titled CC*!!!

Sombody's gotta clean up after MySpace... That someone is... me I guess...

-- red

*now with more flair!!!

CC 310 by HCRoyall 1-05-06

Argh! I need to meet people, but I suck at socializing! Why dont you try coming on MySpace? Well, Okay. I said MySpace! SPACE!! Oops.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 310: MySpace by fpd 1-05-06

You're in my space. No, I'm not. Seriously, you're crowding me. You're standing in my personal space. Oh, I thought you meant I was a member of MySpace. You're not a member? Why not? I'm like an audiophile, but for children rather than music, and MySpace, for some silly reason, won't let children sign up.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

CC 310: Shows What I Know About MySpace by kaufman 1-05-06

MySpace, the MyFinal Myrontier. These are the MyVoyages of the Mystarship MyEnterprise... Whose MyFive MyyYear MyMyMyMyMyMission CUT!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Groovy! - CUMbersome by edoggydog 1-05-06

Come on MySpace! Groovy! Oh, wait... You DID say "space", right?

Groovy! - CUMber Buns by edoggydog 1-05-06

Come on my tits! Groovy! What's the URL?

RCL no. 791 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-05-06

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah GOD! This guy is REALLY boring me! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I can't believe I let Maynard talk me into creating a profile on MySpace... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Note to self: next time you see Maynard, chew his nuts off! Then, jab left horn up his ass, and light him on fire. If, he's still alive, drag his carcass through-out the town square and let...

MySpace Thirsty-cide by TheBigJE 1-05-06

Do me a favore Call the police, adress: next to the microwave, tell them to check the fridge for milk. I'm soo thirsty <3

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Groovy! - Brokebutt Pussy (brought to you by MySpace) by edoggydog 1-06-06

Mee-OUCH!! Groovy! Got milk? I wish I knew how to quit you! MEE-FUCKING-OOUUUUCCHHH!!! BINGO!!

Groovy! - Brokebaack Mountain (brought to you by MySpace) by edoggydog 1-06-06

Yee-OUCH!! Groovy! I love how you RAM me from behind! I wish I knew how to quit EWE! OW! OW! OW! THAT HURTS SO BAAAAAAAAAD!!! JUMANJI!!

Groovy! - Brokeblack Mounting (brought to you by MySpace) by edoggydog 1-06-06

Yee-OUCH!! Groovy! Can you lend me ANOTHER twenty until payday? Damn! I wish I knew how to quit this broke-ass motherfucker! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, CRACKER?! AUNT JEMIMA!!

Groovy! - Brokeback Mount Sinai (brought to you by MySpace) by edoggydog 1-06-06

Yee-OUCH!! Groovy! Oy vay! My aching toches! I wish I knew how to quit Jews! OY! OY!! OY!!! BAR MITZVA!!

Myspace by crabby 1-06-06

Dude, if you are to be my friend I am need see you myspace page. I don't have a myspace page. Whats myspace? WHAT!!! Myspace is thee essence of cool. You make profile and add pics and friends and people know how cool you be by number indicated on friend list. I have a Xanga. BWHAHAHAHA! Xanga is for thee pre teens to masterbate too. Myspace is for the sophisticated web junkie. I can no longer associate with you.

Myspace by crabby 1-06-06

I guess I'll check Teddy's myspace just to see what these things are supposed to look like. Its almost impossible to read this text with that wacky animated gif wall paper. And whats the deal with this techno video playing? What? This site crashed my computer. I guess he had too much bullshit going on.

Myspace by crabby 1-06-06

I have accepted your friend invite and passed it around to my friends who will be adding you shortly. Congrats on the internet stardom. Yeah, soon my friends list will be stacked with all sorts of people I've never ever met and then I'll be important! My friends list contains famous individuals such as Chevy Chase and Steve Martin and Kelly Clarkson. I saw that. I don't really think its them. BWHAHAHA! You still do not understand the power of the myspace. Your friend list is subpar and not quite up to standards.

Myspace by crabby 1-06-06

2 months later.... So how is the pursuit of myspace perfection going? I have over 500 friends including Bill Murray, Kelly Rowand, Gallagher, Black Gallagher, Gallagher 2, Liam Gallagher and Salvador Dali. You got Dail? Posthumous myspace's are very intriguing to me. I am impressed. Thats not all. I even started a band and made a page for them so now everyone can hear our crappy music on the web. We've gotten over 7 gigs using nothing, but myspace. You are a myspace superstar now. I am filled with pride. You should be happy. Yeah, thanks for telling me this myspace thing is the coolest ever.

Myspace by crabby 1-06-06

2 months later..... Hey Dude, do you facebook? Its the newest trend in internet name dropping. What are you talking about? I thought it was all about myspace. What happened. Well a funny thing happened over Easter dinner. Easter dinner..... Hey Teddy, whats your myspace site so grandma can add her favorite grandson as a friend? You know what? Myspace is pretty lame.

RCL no. 792 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-06-06

Slut! Asshole! Whore! Child molester! I can't believe eHarmony said me and this spooge-bucket were soulmates! I think I'll go try that MySpace website everyone's raving about...

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

CC 310: My Little Chickadee by biped 1-07-06

COOL! My page on MySpace is already starting to pay off! Boy-oh-boy! At this rate, I'll -- Timmy, your blind date is here. Hi, sweetie. I'm "Luvz2Ball." Later... Well dear, how -- OH MY GOD!!! TIMMY!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - Another "MySpace" Success Story by edoggydog 1-08-06

Then, I realized if I let that whore get away with stealing my husband without me burning down her home, I would never have true balance! Groovy! That's why I believe in "TIT for TAT"! Well, in that case...TAT! ?!? Give it up, bitch!

RCL no. 793 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-08-06

This hideous skank looks NOTHING like the picture in her personal profile! I'm not even sure if "it" is a female! Fuck MySpace! Wanna go back to my place and "bump uglies"?

**MY SPACE USER NAME** by mattmallone 1-08-06

The pedo logs on to myspace, unfufilled from watching taped adverts of babies nappy comercials damn!! ... britney sweet16 is taken ..so is sexy lil devil so's... young wet and pubeless GRR..SO'S .. horny cyber girl YES!!..SUCCESS: old fat pervy pedo with cum stained fingers wants to wank over innocent little schoolgirls: 'accepted' (((10,000 buddy requests waiting to be approved)))

MyGod by LuckyGuess 1-09-06

Hello, God! You have 0 new friend requests. What? People should be flocking to me. Look up the username "God." Found 170,000 matches. Commence the smiting. Found 160,000 matches.

MySnub by LuckyGuess 1-09-06

I noticed there's a "Block" command on every MySpace page. That's for stopping users from sending you messages. Couldn't you just ignore them? It's primary function is to keep your exes from communicating with you. So stopping ex grilfriends from accessing a small corner of MySpace is considered a snub? If you think that's bad, try removing them from your friends list. It's like commiting a mortal sin.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

01-12-06: Myspace success by LouFancy 1-12-06

I need to get more friends on Myspace. I only have 10 people added and no comments. I feel like a loser. That's because your not trying hard enough. You have to find something your good at and really excel at it you know? Like photography or painting or something. So I have to improve myself? Yeah, You have to become the best you can possibly be and then people will flock to become your friend. Isn't there an easier way? Well, you could just post pictures of yourself crying and then add a fallout boy video to your page.

I swear this is actually really funny... somehow.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 310: And Never Been Stupider People; by kaufman 1-13-06

Sunday Monday Sheesh! Tuesday Dear Doofus, Just because it's called MySpace doesn't mean you have to limit your entries to hitting the space bar.

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CC 310: Access Denied by attitudechicka 1-13-06

Hey Marcie? I got on myspace like you said, and now it says my account has been locked. What's up? It appears someone has tried to access your account. Why would someone want on my myspace account? Maybe they're trying to delete the picture of the goatse guy in the background.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

RCL no. 800 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-13-06

How'd your date go with that girl you met on MySpace? She made fun of the bunnysuit!

Wow this is doing well. (pukes from sarcasm)

I'll judge in the next 24 hours or so and get this thing over with. I guess you are all to distracted by the sexy beast that is me in the mop picture to make any entries.

-- red