"Waiter, I can't decide. Should I have the camel toe, a bit of beaver, fried pussy served doggy style, or should I just go get a prostitute and have a quick fuck?"
Yeah, I know, I suck at these.
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"I kind of ran over his dog once."
"You did?!"
"Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ."
The Genius that is the Simpsons.