LuckyGuess
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| Sure, you could call it a "power-up." | |
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| You know, you are a really nice guy. A really nice guy. And I'm not just saying that. Have you ever seen Princess Peach with her clothes off? She is HOT! | |
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| I'm writing this shit down. | |
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| Mario, Mario, Mario. You took a piss on the royal castle, assaulted Luigi with a vibrating dildo, and raped Yoshi. What do you have to say for yourself? | |
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| Yoshi isn't a man, is it? | |
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| First rule of Joy Luck Club is you don't talk about Joy Luck Club. | |
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| I made a blog in my class today. | |
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| Didn't you get toilet trained when you were 3 or something? | |
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| Or do you have a bladder problem? | |
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| Don't blame me for your loose stool. | |
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| My life is a hollow existencial existence. | |
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| I ignore the fact I have multitudes of friends and supporters and choose to focus on and mope about all the negative aspects of my life. | |
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| My succeses mean nothing to me. | |
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| My talents are useless in my eyes. | |
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| Sometimes I get itchy for no reason. | |
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| Love me, you cocksucking bastards. | |
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| I am known as Lucifer, Prince of Lies. You have summoned me into this world, mortal. | |
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| My lord! How may I, a humble servant of darkness, serve you? | |
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| I just bought the hockey package. | |
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| Cool. Grab some Cheezits and Dew. | |
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--- the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old
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