As a newly baptised Wiccan, I declare jihad upon the enemies of Krishna. This will assure me a seat in Valhalla (or so my Rabbi assures me). May Apep devour the rest of you infidels.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

you want a messed up religion site go to True Christian

Check out the kids section. It's fucked

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I dumb :D

I just found this pesky piece of meat that has been stuck in my back molar, mmmm tasty.

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No, no, no. THIS is fucked:
Rescue Hero

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As a newly baptised Wiccan, I declare jihad upon the enemies of Krishna. This will assure me a seat in Valhalla (or so my Rabbi assures me). May Apep devour the rest of you infidels.

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Well, sh-yeah! I mean, who doesn't?

May flights of angels escort you to the happy hunting grounds, oh enlightened one.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Whenever I think of Zaster, Lexa Doig pops into my head.

I think Zaster is the hidden eleventh level of the ten orders of angels in the Catholic church.

Angel
Archangel
Principality
Power
Virtue
Dominion
Throne
Cherubim
Seraphim
Zaster

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I've been having threesomes with Zeus & Hera lately.

*sploogage*

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Don't like it? Eat me.

ALTHOUGH THE FORUMS ARE FUCKED SOMETIMES, THIS IS REALLY FUCKED

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Let me know where you found it, so I don't look there by accident. I once found Jesus behind my couch, but I gave him a cookie and he went away.

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I has a flavor!

If you think that site is serious, then you're fucked in the head.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

in the beginning there was the word, and the word was keys. but the word kept getting lost in sofa cushions or you'd SWEAR you just put the word down RIGHT HERE on the counter NOT FIVE MINUTES AGO and now the word wasn't there...

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what if nigger meant kite

My cat keeps stealing the word and batting it under the couch or behind the fridge.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My word is in boorite's pants.

I found Religion and it is a role playing game, lol.

l00l

i want to see that mofo cast holy

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what if nigger meant kite