[Click to view comic: 'DaveMonkey Vs. Anti-Semitism']

[Click to view comic: 'Always Worth a Shot...']

Enjoy. Tell me if you like them, 'cause affirmation feeds me more than a XL Whopper ever could.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Some more...

[Click to view comic: 'Euphamisms and such...']

[Click to view comic: 'Not that there's anything wrong with that...']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Yer all bastards for not giving two squirts of piss about my shit, but I still love yers anyway, so here's some more comics for ya:

[Click to view comic: 'Lost: The DaveMonkey Way.']

[Click to view comic: 'Alternative Lost: Part II']

[Click to view comic: 'Alternative Lost: Part III']

Have fun.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

and more...

[Click to view comic: 'It Can Happen to You.']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

These are definitely not the most horrible comics ever made.

In the future please do not make any more references to the "Whopper" unless they are complimentary ones.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I made two squirts of piss. You can have them if you want. The comics are worth more, seeing as how they're hilarious, but if you REALLY want two squirts of piss...

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Goddamn I love whoppers. Best burger out there (apart from the Big Tasty but that's a personal thing).

You gave two squirts for me! Hooray! You can keep the (ahem) personal donation, but feedback is better.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

And more...

[Click to view comic: 'Alternatively Lost 4']

This one actually happened to me.

[Click to view comic: 'An Autobigraphical Account.']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"