For this comic contest there is only but one simple rule:

- Make a comic that isn't three panels long. Two or one panels are fine, just not three. (Fill in the unused panels with the "black" background.)

What about two, you ask. Sure, I say. And one, you offer. Fine, I say. How about two plus one, you ask, quite stupidly in my opinion. No, I say, and send my manservant to beat you.

Multiple entries are accepted. Judging will take place Monday evening sometime.

Here's an example of one panel:

[Click to view comic: 'Dictionary Salesman (1 panel)']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And here's an example of two:

[Click to view comic: 'Dictionary Salesman (2 panels)']

Good luck, have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My first instinct was to black out the left and right panels and plagiarize^Wrecreate some classic Far Side. However, more ethical minds prevailed, and produced this piece of crap:

[Click to view comic: 'You'll need your 3-D glasses for this one']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Just for the record, I thought of this before I saw Kaufman's steaming pike of poo. This is my own, original, steaming pile of poo:

[Click to view comic: 'CC72: The Great Darkness']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Clarification needed: if the black panel is in some way essential to the humour of the strip, does it count as only having two panels?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 72: Comic by the blind']

Zero is less than three.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

If someone steals a panel from one of my comics, then I'll have a comic containing -1 panels. If this happens, I'll enter it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC72:']

Three is more than zero.

[Click to view comic: 'CC72: THE DEFAULT TWO']

[Click to view comic: 'CC72: R.I.P.']

[Click to view comic: 'BASHFUL?']

[Click to view comic: '¥3§, 1'/\/\ |30|23Ð 4G41ñ']

Needless to say, that's not an entry. But I'll say it anyway.

[Click to view comic: '¥3§, 1'/\/\ |30|23Ð 4G41ñ']

Needless to say, that's not an entry. But I'll say it anyway.

I'm sure you were the first person to think that one up.

[Click to view comic: 'CC72: FISH TOBOR!!!!!!!!']

I doubt you'll be the last, either.

[Click to view comic: 'CC72: Doin' It In The Dark']

Enjoy. =P

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Needs more sodomy.

quote:

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Clarification needed: if the black panel is in some way essential to the humour of the strip, does it count as only having two panels?

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NO. It counts as three. You can't use the black panel as part of the gag for this one. I won't disqualify any of the ones above, I'll just judge them by mentally deleting any black backgrounds used as a third panels.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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enjoy

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Wow, what timing. I had just written this one before finding out about CC72.

[Click to view comic: 'The Love That Dare Not Spe..... Whatever (Part IX)']

Wished I had come up with the 3D idea. (I can always steal it later.)

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 72: Stripcreator's new revenue source']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 72: Fun with fractions!']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

i'm not sure if i've knocked off all my CC rust yet, but here goes:

[Click to view comic: 'C.C. LXXII: Third Panel for Rent or Sale']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'CC72: HIGH FIVE']