I am here as beginner from my land of Tajikistan where country has just recieved internet. As first act of international goodwill I have artistically expressed myself on your government comic page. If the comic does not meet with President and government approval, my father will not get new goat from benevolent Prime Minister al-Kuntz. PLEASE BE KIND AND DO NOT MAKE FUN! I try to live in foreign country but it hard, so if have money or young daughter please send it to. Thank you and hello.

FERGIE NO! by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

DON'T FUUUNK WITH MAH HEART!! Hey Fergie What? I want to rip off your head, rape the gaping wound and then take a huge, stinking dump in it, so it slides down the length of your spine and gives you all sorts of bacterial diseases. Okay, but don't phunk with my heart! LOL! Okay...

Who doesn't like coffee? by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

Hey sir. I am a homeless person. May I per chance have a nickle to buy a cup of coffee. LOL! Okay... I will get u coffee. Oh, why thank you kind sir. I do verily much appreciate this gesture of kind-- wait! I splashed the coffee in your face, bitch! How do you like that? SPLASH! Ah! It scalding. My face is melting. OH NO! I NEEDED THAT FACE!! LOL!

Iraq is GREAT PLACE! by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

I am going off to fight war in Iraq. LOL. They just called me up. LOL! You going to get shot. Not if I die of AIDS first! You didn't tell me you had AIDS! We had sex last night! LOL... Okay, LOL! That is pretty funny ACTUALLY!

BROOMS are NOT meant for THAT! by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

I tried sex with baby last night. He cried and condom did not fit. :-( So instead I tried sex with broom. LOL... Then what? Then a Christian family group chased me down the street because they thought I was a witch. Religious persecution is not funny. :-( Except when Jews get killed. Okay LOL... then a little.

I would like very much sex also.

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Greater than or equal to Sebra, but less than Glen.

Please! Laugh is good, but time for tears as well! This comic about very serious time! Please be respecting.

Please! This serious about nation achievement! :-| by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

I am new character. I am national hero of Tajikistan. I will be first Tajik in space. I am filled with inspiration. I now have hope and someone to look up to. But Tajikistan has no rocket. It is okay. Tajikistan has made rocket! Now I can live out dream! TIME TO VISIT MOON! NOOO! HE BLEW UP! We did not have good rocket afterall! :-( THIS COMIC IS ABOUT '02 TAJIKISTAN SPACE TRAGEDY! DO NOT LAIGH!!

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yeah im better than this idiot right guys

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But now moment of lightness after seriousness. But important public message about tolerance included.

YUM! Dont know about U, but this makes stomach growl. by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

My penis is bleeding. But YOU are GIRL! Girls don't have penis. I didnt say it was my penis. Just the one I chopped off pet dog and keep in pocket. Severed dog penis is Tajikistan national delicacy. Do not be prejudiced.

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No. You are mongrel. In mother Tajikistan you would be shot with town musket.

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Actually, this stuff is funny in some weird, Borat-esque lost-in-translation way.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Ok, who has Green-Card for me NOW! PLEASE!

SEBRA, INFLATABLEMAN, I do NOT want your sex! only greencard! Please?! In trouble now from immigration. Damn Bush.

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Ok, who has Green-Card for me NOW! PLEASE!

SEBRA, INFLATABLEMAN, I do NOT want your sex! only greencard! Please?! In trouble now from immigration. Damn Bush.

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Humpenstein is very mean. by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

I am Humpenstein. I am big American poophead. Hello Mr. Humpenstein. I am Thread Jew. Good day, sir. May I be having a green-card? NO!! *sniff*... but why? BECAUSE I RAPED TOO MANY BABIES LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE TO SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!! But... what does that have to do with my green-card. LOL

Why are you be hating me so much?

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sebra is also mean. by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

Hello I am sebra. I am signing up for online dating. Interests include... Raping boys, raping donkeys and playing golf. One Day Later: What?! No replies?!? Two Days Later: Oh? Okay, Humpenstein sent me a virtual flower. Now I am to be masturbating over his profile.

Okay, now we can all be friends again!

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Now that was funny.

ya know normally i'm extremely anti semitic, but any jew that portrys himself as bacon, i'm willing to let slide on the whole" get in the oven" thing.

molotov or something!

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Kill Whitey.

Plus bacon no kosher! My strips are filled with social-political commentary.

Party! Party! =)

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These appeal to me in an odd way. I don't know why.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

To Angry-American please overcome angry and be friend? :-/

Angry American Visits Tajikistan by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

Normally I do not like Jews. Why? I hate their money and their bagels and I really hate their Holocaust. I am very angry in case you couldn't tell. My worst fear is one day an old Jew will rape me. Okay, Abe... NOOOOOOOO!!! VIGODA CORNHOLE!

Hold hand now?

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Here are more classic!

To Be Girl Scout! by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

Hello, old woman. Are you in need of assistance crossing street? Oh, why yes, thank you. That is very nice. We shall hold hands. But halfway across-- Okay, now I let go. Wait! I cannot cross street alone. My legs don't work right. It is funny watching trucks hit old women. Honk

Mr. Chocolate Is My New Neighbor! by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

Hello, I am Mr. Chocolate, your new next-door neighbor. Oh. I see. GIMME YOUR STEREO!!! MOM!

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still no1 likes u

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REGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUULAAAAARRRRRSSS!
COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

im a regular see

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Your mom does. That is American comeback, yes?

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You are in no way shape or form a real person, you are obviously a fucking puppet of a regular.

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Those allegations are slanderous and deeply hurting. :-( I am humble Tajikistani farmer with new dial-up internet. Please do not be prejudicing. If we hold hands we can create a RAINBOW! I am sure if you believe!!

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At least you're a cool puppet, unlike some morons.

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Jesus Learns Truth About Me by Thread_Jew 4-15-06

At first I did not believe Thread_Jew, but he is humble Tajikistani farmer with degree in sheep-herding from Tajik University. And I told you. If we hold hand then rainbow appear! Yes... It so beautiful. RAINBOWS MAKE ME WANT TO RAPE THINGS!

This is present for you from me. Truth is hidden like in Da Vinci Code (starring Tom Hanks)

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