"Good thing we tested the transporter on this guitar first, Captain."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Let's see Rick Nielson try to play THAT.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Eric Clapton's only fear.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Can you give me a G? And about 6 hours? I'm a bit out of tune.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A Guitar Darkly

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what if nigger meant kite

(that'll make sense after you've seen the movie)

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what if nigger meant kite

(still won't be funny)

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what if nigger meant kite

When guitar cousins marry.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Do you have this in pink?

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What others say about boorite!

The guitar finally convinced his girlfriend to have a three way with the guitar from down the hall.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Anyone who figures out how to play all parts of this guitar becomes immortal and has to go around chopping the heads off anyone else who figured it out.
So far, Steve Vai is contemplating chopping his own head off for the fun of it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And for the rest of his life, Syd Barrett never touched another guitar.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I ordered a TWELVE string, you fucking dyslexic.

Whaddya MEAN you already ran my credit card?!

[i] HELP MEEEEEEE!!

heeeellllppp meeeeee! [/i]

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

it would be impossible to learn it unless it was playeed by aliens with 5 arms

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whats up i am sebra 139

Holy fuck

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I dumb :D

Chuck Norris can play Smoke on the Water on that bitch.

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I has a flavor!

[i]THANK YOU CHERNOBYL!!
GOODNIGHT!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Not too many people know that making guitars was one of Pablo Picasso's many hobbies.