i just saw one of those newsreel type thing from the 50's about how great the future was going to be with the flying cars all the modern conviences built into every new and affordably priced homeand all that 'futuristic' gadgetry

then i remembered that the incredible year 2008! (its gonna be so great it comes with a built in exclamation point) is just weeks away, so i came up with this. feel free to add any of the wonders that you think the futuristic year of 2008! will hold in store for us.

The Fabulous Future: 2007! by AngryAmerican 12-10-06

The Human Race Will Be Quite Sophisticated In The Year 2007 With The Creation Of Vast COM-PUT-ER Networks Containing The Collected Knowledge Of All Mankind! Google search: double fisted slut nuns. Yes! With Just A Click Of A Button, The Entirety Of Man's Learnings Will Be At Your Fingertips! Wow. That's sick. Dude, try german pyro-necro-beastiality! "a...l...i...t...y.......Whoa. That's fucked up. And Everyone Will Have A Hover-Car! Try: Clown, Marmoset, Anal. c.....l.....o.....w.....

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Kill Whitey.

It's not a very good comic but please, be gentle.

The Future by El_Phen 12-10-06

In the year 2008!, following the massive advancement in medical technology in 2007 of Full Head transplants, people will be able to change bodies as easily as they change clothes. From this... ...to this, in less than a day. Hold on, why the fuck am I so fat? Patented 'Humour-bots' will take away the need for imagination and create all things that need to be funny in the world. ...and when you come to the end of the speech say 'We all knew aunt Betty would be missed. It's a shame the bus didn't.' Of course, with the massive economic wealth generated by the newly rich Far-East countries, 'Sucky-sucky fi dorra' jokes will be made illegal in the hope that they don't sell us to the French. Ha! Who love WHO long time now!? Yeah bitch, you give rim-job I think about not making family destitute.

The Fabulous Future! by HCRoyall 12-10-06

Ooo! Film reels from the 50's! Everyone will have a flying car and eat nutrient pills in the future! Experts guarantee that people will be vacationing on the moon and living on Mars by the dawn of the 21st century! There's got to be someone I can sue over this... Everyone will enjoy peace and harmony and always get along with their neighbors, and those darkies will be all sent off in a rocket to Jupiter!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I googled "double fisted slut nuns" and got nothing. I am both relieved and disappointed.

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Shovel Ready

clown + marmoset + anal = comedy gold.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

German Pyro-Necrobeasiality? Dude, Whoever came up with that needs to really get their head straight. I'm taking that it is probably some German guy rearending a dead flaming dog. If so, What the frigging hell do you do in your spare time? o_o Seriously.

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AI is mans way of saying: 'l0l i pLayz g0d r0flz0rz.'

  That's not what it is at all.  What are you, some kind of sicko?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i read, play poker online and dream up horrible deviant sex acts.

what do you do?

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Kill Whitey.