These are the dumbest ideas ever, but they make some pretty decent comics.  Again, comics welcomed, not shunned.

Pedophile. by myles1890 1-19-07

You know, dad, I've been noticing my grades have been dropping. That's because you're a monkay. No, it's just that I've been getting distracted by the dirty notes my teacher's been writing me on my homework assignments. She keeps telling me, "Good Job" and "Come see me after class". It's as if she's a pedophile.

Maneating Dracula (pointless!) by myles1890 1-19-07

I'm a maneating plant. I can eat humans whole in one gulp. I can suck their blood, leaving them lifelessly helpless on the cold, hard ground, watching them writh and die in agony and pain, slowly falling into eternal darkness that is death. The battle may be lost, but the war rages on. Until next time. Fer sure. You just keep saying that. I'll always win. Dracula ftw, bitches.

Random #3 by myles1890 1-19-07

In the darkness...I reach for the nearest soul..waiting for the right moment...biding my time... Craving a soul...I reach on...everlasting pain and anguish keeping my anger alive... Grandma! Are you watching children playing outside AGAIN? Uh...no! Get out, now! Shoo! IT'S A HANDY THINGY TRYING TO GRAB MEH! RUNS! Where was I...oh, yeah!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

myles1890

Eh...stupid me...where the word COMICS is should be COMMENTS.  What a drag.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

The first one was very funny, if a little clunky on the execution. Too many words, maybe.

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I has a flavor!

I once rated you good.  I regret that decision.

:o!

Thank you!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I like the first one, the punchline is great.

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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.