I'm not quite sure what to make of this new one, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but am not quite sure I captured the funny right. I wasn't gonna post it, but I kinda thought since I'm only here about five times a year, why not? Plus, you all get the good news of knowing, I'm still alive...
...But for the people who have wished me an unholy death (and in some cases - TWICE), probably not so good news.