I'm not quite sure what to make of this new one, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but am not quite sure I captured the funny right.  I wasn't gonna post it, but I kinda thought since I'm only here about five times a year,  why not?  Plus, you all get the good news of knowing, I'm still alive... 

 ...But for the people who have wished me an unholy death (and in some cases - TWICE), probably not so good news. 

Peace out, and such. 

Bok and Rok's Spider Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 2-05-07

Golly banana bread! We're all out of that new cereal that doubles the speed of tooth decay! WHAT!? BUT I WAS ENJOYING THE SENSATION I WAS GETTING FROM MY TEETH DECAYING AT DOUBLE THE SPEED, KINDA LIKE THAT TIME MY MAN TAIL GOT JAMMED IN THE FRIDGE, BUT BETTER! Oh I remeber that, then I had to pull you out, and that weird stuff squrited out onto Mum's freshly prepared salad! What was that stuff anyway? I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE BOK, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, YOUR MUM SURE ENJOYED HER SALAD THAT DAY! She sure did! Hey, I think I have the answer, lets sell our bodies for medical trials! WELL, I WAS JUST GOING TO SUGGEST SELLING BROKEN PLASTIC SPIDERS, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED, IT'S MY BIGGEST FEAR IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Bok and Rok's Spider Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 2-05-07

At the medical trial office... Here's your pill boys, I must warn you of the side-effects, these pills have been known to cause hallucinations, blindness, kidney failure, paralysis, and impotence Yeah yeah, we know, I hope you have your scoresheet Rok, because I am going to get lots more side-effects than you! *Bok's Hallucination* *takes pill* Okay, I've already started seeing things. Rok, you look so weird! DO I? OH MY GOD, HOW DO I LOOK? I HOPE I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ICE-CREAM CONE, THAT WOULD BE EMBARASSING! No... you kind of look like how you usually do... it's strange... WOW, YOU REALLY MUST BE HALLUCINATING, BECAUSE OF COURSE I'M DRESSED AS A GIANT FLESH EATING BUG TODAY! FREAKY!

Bok and Rok's Spider Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 2-05-07

Well Rok, it's time for your pill now, the only side-effect to this one is instant death, so you should be fine, and to make it more appealing to children, they're shaped like broken plastic spiders! DID YOU JUST SAY BROKEN PLASTIC SPIDERS? AHHH! CAN'T COPE WITH THIS PRESSURE, IT FEELS LIKE ALL MY INTERNAL ORGANS ARE ABOUT TO FAIL, LIKE, I'M ABOUT TO DIE, OH WAIT, I JUST NEED TO PASS WIND *parf* EXCUSE ME! GOODNESS GUMDROPS, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN EXTRA PORTIONS OF RE-FRIED BEANS FOLLOWED BY THAT GALLONS WORTH OF BRUSSEL SPROUT AND CABBAGE MILKSHAKE, HOWS THE TRIAL GOING BOK? ... Rok, stop playing with that plastic skeleton, you'll get us in trouble! This trial went great, I highly recommend these pills to everyone! Of course, there is only one medecine I need, sugar! SORRY, ABOUT THE SKELETON THING, I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF SOMETIMES! TODAY'S SUGAR IS EXTRA SPECIAL BECAUSE I JUST FOR YOU, I JAMMED MY MANTAIL IN THE FRIDGE, AND SQURITED MAN TAIL JUICE ON IT, YUMMY

Oh yeah, and whatever happened NooniePuuBunny?  She really understood my sugarness.

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