Dan Rather made me do it.  (not funny, just needed to get it off me chest)

Here they are!

[Click to view comic: 'Random: CAUTION - Fat people will be offended.']

[Click to view comic: 'Random: It's never too late to show the love!']

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!