Dan Rather made me do it.  (not funny, just needed to get it off me chest)

Here they are!

Random: CAUTION - Fat people will be offended. by myles1890 2-22-07

So? What's it say this time? Says I'm being sued for sexual harrasment. By who? That one fat chick down the street. Says I called her "fat". Because she's a "fatty fathead". You gotta stop doing that, man. It's costing us money. I know, but dem's fat people's gotta learn, it's never okay to roll over a guy's car, no siree. Those dents ain't gonna come out with a plunger.

Random: It's never too late to show the love! by myles1890 2-22-07

You know, we've been stuck in this cave for a while now... Yeah. Almost a week now. Gettin' hungry, I is. So, I've been thinking...maybe we could...you know... Way ahead of ya, kid. ...try to get out...

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