Oh, yeah, it's true.  I've been there.

In the mean time, read these!  And please, leave comments!

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I don't get any of them.

Well, maybe #2, but if the joke is what I think it is it's not funny.

Do you have any suggestions for me?  I'd really like to hear 'em :D

I'd like to give 'em.  But I have no idea where to start.

What joke were you going for in, say, the first one?

Honestly speaking here, I forgot a little.  But it was that guys watch football so much that the wives think something's up; and it turns out the men masturbate to the players.

Ya, I didn't get the masturbation bit.  I suppose you thump yourself when you're masturbating?

I guess so :P

Remind me never to let you masturbate me.

I don't think the train is supposed to go like that.

i think the Accepted Internet Term (or AIT) for jerking it is *fap*