Oh, yeah, it's true.  I've been there.

In the mean time, read these!  And please, leave comments!

Random: Manning it up. by myles1890 3-01-07

You know, my husband always watches football. It's almost like it's on EVERY day. I know what you mean. Yesterday, my man was in our room for fifteen hours, drunk as hell, watching football. *thump* Oh...woo! Go Manning! *thump* *-And there goes Manning with an excellent pass to number five...-*

Random: "R" is for Red! (That's the color of blood!) by myles1890 3-01-07

It wasn't me!!! Seriously, it wasn't me. Fuck it! It WAS me!

Random: It's all in the lips...oh shit, wrong title. by myles1890 3-01-07

I told you to get out days ago, Larry, and you just didn't listen! I know, but it's just that I'm a chicken. And, ya know...I'm a chicken. That's no excuse to be afraid of the outside world. Now go! Okay...I dunno if I'll live, but...here I go. Later... Damn black neighborhood... No more starving today, Gladus! We gots ourselves some cheeckin!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I don't get any of them.

Well, maybe #2, but if the joke is what I think it is it's not funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Do you have any suggestions for me?  I'd really like to hear 'em :D

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

I'd like to give 'em.  But I have no idea where to start.

What joke were you going for in, say, the first one?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Honestly speaking here, I forgot a little.  But it was that guys watch football so much that the wives think something's up; and it turns out the men masturbate to the players.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Ya, I didn't get the masturbation bit.  I suppose you thump yourself when you're masturbating?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I guess so :P

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Remind me never to let you masturbate me.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I don't think the train is supposed to go like that.

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What others say about boorite!

i think the Accepted Internet Term (or AIT) for jerking it is *fap*

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