Okay, mandingo and I won the last CC, which is pretty dumb. We decided to each make up two rules, so here you go:
mandingo's rules
1. You must use a body part as a verb somewhere in the comic.
2. A limerick with the word "cunt" must appear somewhere in the comic.
Scyess' rules
3. Since mandingo and I are joint winners of the last CC, a reference to drugs (not necessarily illegal) must appear somewhere in the comc.
4. At some point in the comic, a character must be thinking about playing with something.
Because it's hard to follow four rules, entries only have to follow at least one of the above rules.
Judging when either mandingo or I see a comic here which is so funny we can't reasonably expect any other future entries to be funnier any time soon.
Get stripping!