Here's some more for you all to gawk at their loserness!

 

Random: ... by myles1890 3-14-07

Ya know, it's never too late to escape. Screw it, I'm staying. Why? You get no food, no water, no nothing! It's as if you're WANTING to die. It's better than being outside with them! Gawd, gawd! GAWD! GAWD... It...feels so good! Agh! The refreshment! JOIN CHRISTIANITY! BAAAAH! We like to sue people and think your awesome ideas are from the devil himself! Bah! You all suck, we rule!

 

Random: It's a wonderful time to get lost by myles1890 3-15-07

I am sooo not lost in here! Nope, not lost! And definitely not losing my mind because I am not lost! Nope! And there is NOT a zombie standing behind me! Nope, not at all! 'Sup. Nope, NOT lost! Never!

 

Random: Sandwhiches...mmm by myles1890 3-15-07

I SO want a new sandwich, man. I so do. Yeah, me too. *Shoonk!* But, for some alien reason, I never get one! They just fall right out of the sky, and someone else gets them! Sweet! A sammich! Hey, dude, check this out! A sandwich!

 

Random: Cracker Barrel...Pssht by myles1890 3-15-07

Welcome to the Cracker Barrel # 2, where we serve NOTHING but crackers! May I take your order? How's about some 'O them crackers you got there in ya hand? My...MY crackers? You don't mean...these? Yeah, I is a wanter of dem crackers. BLASPHEMY! Dem crackers will beh mine! You'll shee! AAAAUUUGH!

 

Random: And your point is...? by myles1890 3-15-07

So, ya see, Bob, you HAVE to die. I mean, that burglar out in the living room is bound to kill you off, anyway. Why? Is it because I'm black?! HUH?! Am I different? Earlier... Eep! A robot thing trying to kill meh! Runs! Oh, god, he smells like shit! Run for your GODDAMNED LIVES! The...hell? Who would rob a house smelling like THAT?! Ah.

 

(And at how much they don't make sense.)

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Won't anybody comment on them?  O.o

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"A sammich!"

I lol'ed.

Does that make me a bad person?

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

No, having a poor sense of humor does not make you a "bad person."  There there.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

myles1890

If you were shooting for random I think you hit the mark. If you were hoping for funny as well I think you fell a little short.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I just wanted to see what you guys thought. And it seems I still need more seasoning...

 

Back to work!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Try nutmeg!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

not_Scyess

 Meanie-bum.

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"Cerebral ... does that mean your heart?"

CheerUpEmoKid

 Meanie-bum.

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THATS FUNNY

vampire124

Meanie-bum.

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THATS FUNNY

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.