Hey read my comics and I promise you that you MIGHT almost iggle a little bit.  Sorry I try to be funny but I dont think they are too funny.

  I try to read your comics, but they're not here and I can't be arsed to look 'em up.

  And yet I took the trouble to write this.  Go figure.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

This one

The Notebook Bloopers by xlovebrokenpoemx 5-02-07

Can't you see im fuckin busy? *psst* This is the scene where we do it. Lets make this quick...I want to beat Final Fantasy...ok?.ok. Thank heavens you came back to me...umm *cough* What was my next line? Maybe you would remember if you'd start looking into my eyes instead of looking at my tits. Ah. Fuck you then

did make me iggle. But, alas, very little further iggling was to occur.

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I has a flavor!

This one made me iggle.

The Cat Whisperer by xlovebrokenpoemx 5-01-07

Hey...My cat ran away again and I was wondering if you would come find it for me... Yes..I would love to...I'm just a cat person...all them cute cuddly little furballs just love me! Dont flatter yourself. They only love you because of your scent. It's the new secret deoderant I got from Wal-mart for 5 bucks No it's your pussy. It smells like fuckin tuna. Oh.

And so did this one.

Comic by xlovebrokenpoemx 5-02-07

My wife was being raped by five grown black men.. You are probably wondering how I stopped them.. I threw them a basketball

I liked those.  The rest were bogus.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

stop telegraphing punchlines.

using old jokes as comics is a losing effort. think for yourself.

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Kill Whitey.