So here's how it works:

To put a comic in your post, copy all the text from the address bar (in your browser) into your post AND LEAVE IT ALONE. Put it on a separate line if you have to. The site does the rest.

There's a maximum of 5 comics allowed per post. If you want more than that you'll need to post them 5 at a time. Better yet, just post your THREE BEST COMICS- this way people are more likely to read them, and when they do they'll be reading your best work.

If you want to add an image, click the little button that looks like a tree and enter the link into the 'Image URL' field. Leave everything else alone.

Preview your post and LOOK AT IT. Literally, move your damn eyeballs so you can see what your post will look like before you submit it. Does it look right? If not then FIX IT BEFORE POSTING. If your comics don't show up there, they're not going to.

Start over if you have to.

Other tips for noobs:

Don't make multiple topics to spam your comics in the first week- reply to your first topic instead. Most regulars won't even look at you until you've been around for at least 6 months, so deal with it.

Spell you little bastards. Mistakes should be rare, and if you're not trying to avoid them you're a moron. NEVER use "leet speak" or any form of internet slang. Ever.

Tips for getting the respect of the community:

• Read the work of people who have 4 and 5 stars, and familiarise yourself with the format strips should be in.
• Use the correct spelling and grammar at all times.
• Don't get too wordy- less text is easier to read.
• Don't use the narration box. Ever.
• NEVER use so much text that the background "loops".
• Avoid redundant statements.
• ALWAYS put a punchline in your comics.
• If you can't think of a punchline then don't make the comic.
• Don't make "action" comics. There just isn't enough art available for this to work. Stick to "funny".
• Don't use 6 different characters and 3 backgrounds in a comic. Use the same panel 3 times.
• Don't rush out and make as many comics as you can- people just don't care how many comics you have. Quality over quantity.
• MAKE AN EFFORT- if you don't at least try to follow these simple rules then don't be surprised if you get ignored or possibly flamed until you leave.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Brad, please put a stick pin on this thread.

Injokester

I've been here for about 2 days, but can I just say that if you use the word "teh", I will look up your IP, use it to find where you live, fly there, and rip your balls off.

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asssss

choadwarrior

Is this a vote? Can we vote on this? I second this proposal.

(PS - If you really are funny, you can break almost every "tips for getting the respect of the community" Injokester so eloquently laid out. You will never find an more supportive and respectful community for funny.

But you better be really funny. Best not to chance it.)

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

InjokesterThat's not true. I look at 'em. Then I let out a hearty and sinister laugh. Then I make googly eyes and stick my tongue out, just to throw them off. If that doesn't get their attention, the donkey punch usually does.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

P.S. Jesus is just alright with this thread.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

That was teh awesome.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

remember kids, intentional misspellings are FUNNY and COOL

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asssss

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

You forgot one:

• Put your dick in the toaster and push the lever down.

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What others say about boorite!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Also:

• Spend $400,000 on a Waterford crystal chandelier, put it in a huge burlap sack, back over it several hundred times in a Hummer, then eat it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

And Don't Forget:

• If you're hurting for a punchline, there's always "Ha ha, you suck, Gene." This has been scientifically proven 249% funnier than "TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!"

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Seriously, Injokester, it's been 4 months since my last Lindströming... Why you gotta be so cruel???

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Actually I killed Gene off.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Injokester

This isn't the first time Gene's been dead though... He can come back:

Admit it, you just want to see me beg.

*begs*

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Maybe. I'll see how I go in a few months when my current batch of premades run out.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I've just done a guide on how to save, print and host comics from SC which is available here.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Also:

Noobies go to a mexican bakery and....... shit i'm a noob (tear)

 It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life... for us, Instead of treated we get flamed, instead of being awesome We Are Lame, It's a hard knock life.

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

*bump*

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

bimp

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

bump

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.