This is what I've decided. I want you to make comics satirizing VH1's Behind the Music. Like this comic:

VH1's Behind the Theme Song: Soundwave by HCRoyall 7-17-07

After the show ended, Soundwave used his earnings to fund his career as a stand up comedian. Repeated failures, however, led him down a path of depression and severe substance abuse How many Autobots does it take to reroute a power supply for an interstellar vehicle? 7!! Ah HA! This eventually had him out on the street begging for scraps.His last hope was for a spot in the movie. But when he was replaced by a younger model with CD-R/MP3 compatibility, his hopes were gone. WILL PLAY OLD AC/DC CASSETTES FOR ENERGON Two days later he was found dead, having plugged himself into an outlet during a storm without a surge protector.

These comics can feature anyone, although you get bonus points for doing them about cartoon characters from the 70's through the early 90's. These bonus points can be redeemed for booze at the Stripcreator Consumer Relations office.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

cc370: Behind the Comic by mandingo 10-02-07

how was the ballgame? in October of 2007, WiguNeal asked his longtime friend IndyPete whether he'd enjoyed going to the baseball game. what's wrong with IndyPete? you didn't hear? he got hit in the head with a foul ball. ever since, he's been talking like Behind the Music hey, man, i just heard about the accident. i'm so sorry. later that day, having heard about IndyPete's blunt head trauma, WiguNeal expressed his condolences. IndyPete was deeply touched by this, but in the end decided to keep sleeping with WiguNeal's wife

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 370: Behind The Comics by Rabid_Weasle 10-02-07

We're not allowed to leave. Seriously. SHUT YOUR GODDAMN NOODLE TRAPS YOU FUCKING WHORES!

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Poop.

CC 370: Behind The Stove by Rabid_Weasle 10-02-07

This week, on behind the stove... Hey, there's a spoon back here. NEXT week on behind the stove... Where did that oven mitt get to?

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Poop.

CC 370: Behind The Big Evil by Rabid_Weasle 10-02-07

I molest children. Pretty much what I'm all about.

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Poop.

CC 370: Behind The Rabbit by Rabid_Weasle 10-02-07

I generally get molested by BigEvilDan. Oh right sorry, sometimes I fuck that rabbit.

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Poop.

CC 370: Behind The Holiday by Rabid_Weasle 10-02-07

I'm motherucking Santa Claus! I deliver presents, bitch! Next week, the Easter Bunny.

Ok I'm done.

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Poop.

CC 370: Behind The Goth by Rabid_Weasle 10-03-07

Hey, do you wanna go to Applebee's after school? No, I have to work at Mr. Sub tonight. Bummer.

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Poop.

CC 370: Behind the Barn:The Junior Samples Story by biped 10-03-07

During his formative years, Junior Samples spent most of his time behind the barn. Where's Junior? Behind the barn. It was here, in fact, that Junior experienced his very first sexual encounter. See? It's just lahk pullin' taffy. Pull harder, Cousin Jeb. Later, Junior joined the cast of the hit TV series "Hee Haw" and left home forever. Where's Junior? Where's the barn?

CC 370: Behind the Comic:The Captain Chip Story by biped 10-03-07

Between the years 2001 and 2007, Captain Chip was forced to perform in a series of comics that he found increasingly demeaning and morally repugnant. In this one, you do a series of gay scat videos and have a nine-year-old girlfriend. Oh, good lord, no! Finally escaping from Stripcreator, he made his way into a succession of public service announcements, but found escape from his tarnished image impossible. Captain Wanker sez: (ahem) "Fuck illiteracy in the ass, kids!" Nearing the end of his rope, he finally found work as the stereotypically black sidekick in the WB network's short-lived revival of the classic 50s sitcom "Amos and Andy." Holy mackel, Mistuh Kingfish! I sho is resgusted bout dat, Lawdy I is! Thank ya dere, Lightinin'. Now don't fuggit to sweep up de lodge on yo way out.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1693 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-07

This week on "Behind the SC Characters: Itoldyou"... FORE!!   ?   [ *BRAAAAAAAP* ] Holy shit! You just farted in my face, sonny! I told you! Goddamn Mexicans!

RCL no. 1694 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-07

This week on "Behind the SC Cartoonists": Kaufman in his latter years... I don't know, Jesus... I feel like I've reached a crossroad in my life. Will you stop with the lame-ass puns already? Can't help it. Sorry.

Behind the Comedy by AngryAmerican 10-03-07

The celebrated SC comedy team of Ting and Ling skyrocketed to fame and fortune in the early 80's, dominating the world stage with their outrageous comedic stylings. I are funny asian girl! As are I! But success came with a heavy price. Wild spending sprees, lavish lesbian orgies, month long drug binges and alcoholism took their toll. Cmon, let's get some shit! I just need something to take the edge off... I can't do this anymore Tragically on May 4th, 1989, in a crack induced psychosis, Ting brutally slays Ling with a boxcutter in an NYC alley in an argument over drugs. 's my rock, bitch.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1695 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-07

In a "David Lee Roth moment"... Wait one cotton-pickin' second! ...Boorite realizes that SCTV was not there to do a "Behind the Comics" story on him... You mean this isn't a "Behind the Comics" thing, but a "Where are they now" thing? FUCK! ...but a "Where are they now?" loser piece. Oh, well... I still get twenty dollars, yes?

Alright, you had to know SOMEONE was going to make this comic, it may as well be me.

 

Behind the Cornhole by JStrong 10-03-07

In the comic strips, Tobor was a man of strong, simple desires TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! But out of frame he was not always the caricature he often claimed to be. Sometimes, I just want to cuddle... Those were, of course, rare occurances. THE REST OF THE TIME I WANT TO CORNHOLE SOMEONE!!!

Behind the Bible by JStrong 10-04-07

It was here that Jesus performed what was, perhaps, one of his best-known miracles. Dude, I bet I could totally walk accross that water. Not so well known, however, were the complications that arose. You know, there aren't a whole lot of landmarks out here... Seriously. Where the hell am I?

Vikings! Where are they now? by AngryAmerican 10-04-07

The story of Olaf and Sven, beloved stars of the hit Stripcreator series 'Vikings!' is a sad commentary on the high price of success. I still can't believe they canceled our show. I can't actually think of anything because I'm dead. Using his enormous earnings and fame from the show, Sven opened a chain of general store/taverns called Sven's Bargain Pillage and Eatery. He died from mead poisoning years later. Olaf was discovered to be a pedophile and was driven from Norway. He settled in Finland and now herds reindeer. And occasionally fondles boys.

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Kill Whitey.

I suppose I'll judge this sometime next week.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Oh come on, people. At least give me a couple last minute entries.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Behind The Magic: Inside The Disney Cartoon Factory by biped 5-12-04

Mr. Disney, that new animator you hired keeps drawing Mickey Mouse with a big, throbbing dick. Oh, he does, does he? Well, that's certainly out of step with our standard policy. And I'm afraid that even Minnie isn't spared, sir. In fact, her dick is even bigger and -- well, "veiny-er" -- than Mickey's. Oh, my stars and garters, well, that will never do. Eddie, I must insist that you resist the urge to depict our beloved Disney characters with large, ahem, penises. Sure, Uncle Walt. In fact, I've already planned a cartoon where they all get their dicks chopped off anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

cc370 by mandingo 10-09-07

in 2007, depressed that her walleye made her stripcreator's least-used character, WiguZoe began cutting no, i didn't I SAID, "in 2007, depressed that her walleye made her stripcreator's least-used character, WiguZoe began cutting" breaking news today as prosecutors filed 38 charges against VH1's Behind the Music series. apparently the show forced the people it was profiling to do things they didn't want to i wondered why everyone was crying on that Gameshow Host Orgy episode orgies are supposed to be fun

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 370: Behind The Goatse by Rabid_Weasle 10-09-07

Sup?

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Poop.

CC 370: Behind the Asshole:The Vin Diesel Story by biped 10-09-07

Then, in 2004, came the day when Vin was forced to visit the doctor for...an "unusual" complaint...and the nightmare began. Doc, I know this'll sound wack--but it feels like there are PEOPLE...like...up my ASSHOLE. Oh, no...that sounds perfectly... err...normal, Mr. Diesel...heh, heh...uh, hehhh... Little did they know that two of Vin's most ardent fans had actually made the journey... and reached their dark destination... We made it--we're in his COLON! We are the greatest--FUCKING--Vin Diesel fans--EVER! Hey, I wonder if you can buy "I've Been Up Vin Diesel's Asshole" T-shirts in here? Exploratory surgery was quickly scheduled... but then, things took an unexpectedly deadly turn... Nurse Bigguns, prepare Mr. Diesel for a complete anal-- NO!!! ME FOUND OUT HIM DIDN'T LIKE ABE VIGODA, SO ME HAVE ALREADY SLAUGHTERED HIM AND FUCKED HIM'S DUMB CORPSE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i was really hoping that last one was gonna be funny.

but i was wrong.

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Kill Whitey.

CC 370: Below the screen by DJVicarious 10-05-07

Most people associate our characters as being homosexuals. For the simple fact that you can't see what our hands are doing below the screen. One might look at us and say... Uh... You know, "hey, grabbing the person's rear end in front of you isn't cool." But that's not what we're doing? "One! Two! Three! Four! I declare a thumb war!"

RCL no. 1701 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-10-07

Next on SCTV: "Behind the Pig"... Steady... Steady... One more step and, WHAMMO!, this porker's bacon!