[Click to view comic: 'The day the dinosaurs died']

Opinions?

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

[Click to view comic: 'Cosgrove Versus The Angel Of Death (White Boy's Vacation)']

 [Click to view comic: 'White Boy Versus Airport Security']

 [Click to view comic: 'White Boy Versus The Secret Sauce']

[Click to view comic: 'White Boy Versus Waterman's Lack Of Man Area']

Here's some highlights from my old comics from 2003-04.

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Date #2'].png

Comments?

Let's hear it.

Give it to me straight.

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

straight? OK, i didn't like any of them.

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Kill Whitey.

 There was a story in the news a while back about a dog that was in a nursing home that could sense death. Whenever he laid next to one of the residents and stay with them they would die the next day. True story. I figured I'd mention that first so it would make more sense.

[Click to view comic: 'Fatal Fluffy Friend'].png

Any better?

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

marginally.

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Kill Whitey.

avoid narration when possible.

having someone think "ouch" is really superflous (read : unnecessary), a silent character sitting there after getting the ice-burn is more effective. the reader creates closure on their own, eliminating the need for the obvious "ouch" in a thought bubble

look at some of the commenters here and their comics and take notes - it's an artform, but not something that can't be learned. it took me a while too.

short version : you have good ideas, just sloppy execution.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Thanks for the constructive criticism. I will certanly take that to heart.

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

I was eating some beef stew and thought of this.

[Click to view comic: 'Today, A Lesson About Beef...'].png

I hope you guys get a kick out of this one.

Constructive criticism welcome...

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

[Click to view comic: 'A Very Special Christmas']

 Hope this spreads some holiday cheer!

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

Probably been done before but...

[Click to view comic: 'The Mothersh*t Has Landed!']

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

nragemachine

Thanks for not going all defensive like some newbs do. You're getting better.

re : the day the dinosaurs died - it might be better to just have the smoking dino saying something wry - his vindication at their destruction is the key to the funny on that one. I won't dictate what you write, but take that idea and run with it.  

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I just hit random comic layout and edited it from there.

[Click to view comic: 'Alien Commander Manwhore']

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

This one's worth a giggle...

[Click to view comic: '#2 With Extra Cheese']

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

I liked the last one.

I liked Fatal Fluffy Friend, it was what I was thinking after watching that documentary the other day :)

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"Are you an aethist?" "Yes, I'm from Brooklyn" ~Angel Heart

Lol.  I guess they were ok. 

BTW how do you put a comic in forums?

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The only way to make a friend is to be one jk

I'm back and all new...

[Click to view comic: 'My Penis As A Punchline']

Knee-slapper...

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

That joke is so old, it dates back to that prehistoric time when people still used the idiom "knee-slapper."  If you're going to take the time to make a comic, why not write your own material? 

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

I never heard that joke before. Oh ,well. They can't all be winners.

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

nragemachine

Hey!  That's my motto!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

This one was one of my favorite ones...

[Click to view comic: 'The day the dinosaurs died Ep.4']

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

I just came in here today and saw my #2 with Extra Cheese in the top rated section! Thank you all who voted. I haven't done much in the way of comics here in a while due to being busy doing nothing. This honor has motivated me to get back to it, pending some sort of comical inspiration. What's funny is the comic comments say that they are like 9 months old when the comic is only about 4 months old. I'll be back.........

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?