I remember as a kid watching all the old reruns of the Rocky and Bullwinkle show, and one of my favorite parts was the Fractured Fairy Tales, where they'd take a well-known story and warp it almost beyond recognition.

This theme for this contest is to do the same thing, only you are allowed to use any sort of famous story, movie, or event from history. Parody it, twist it up, make it hilarious. Bonus points if you take some tragic moment and make it funny.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i love it when a contest lets me rehash old comics so i don't have to put through any real effort.

thanks HC!

[Click to view comic: 'Kung Spock 1']

[Click to view comic: 'Kung Spock 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Kung Spock 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Kung Spock 4 (the second season)']

[Click to view comic: 'Kung Spock 5 (the second season)']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'cc376']

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what if nigger meant kite

for some reason i think of titanic instantly for this contest...

[Click to view comic: 'my heart will go on and on and on and on for 3 freaking hrs']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1746']

RandomComicLayoutGuyIt's funny because it's true.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyallIt's funny because it's true.

It's no conspiracy, judging is subjective.

Maybe the 3-4winners are the funniest people on this site and EARN the win with FUNNY comics and don't whine about not winning...? Just a thought.

Cre8tive13

I don't know. I think when whining is actually pretty funny you just call it comedy.

crackpanther

I don't know. I think when whining is actually pretty funny you just call it comedy.

Especially if you're Richard Lewis or Woody Allen or [fill in name of favorite SC stripper].

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 376: Tears for Fears Parody']

Everyone who's actually gotten this reference found it insanely funny.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 376: No one will get it']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 376: Custer's Last Stand']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1747']

NeoVid

"Preacher"?

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'Of Rice and Men (CC 376)'] 

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

"Preacher"?

Yep.

 It's an obvious ref, if you know the source, but I've got no clue who will.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Godfather: The Animated Series']

[Click to view comic: 'Godfather: The Animated Series 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Soylent Matrix']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'New Comic']

Sorta a parody of Dr. Suess:

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1750']

(or maybe Shakespeare)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 376: Planet Error']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 376: Unforgivezo']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1753']

There were many fine entries to this contest. But this one is the winner.

[Click to view comic: 'Soylent Matrix']

The last line simply had me chuckling to myself for hours, and so, ZMannZilla is the proud owner of CC377.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This contest finally being over makes us all winners.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

All good things must come to an end. All bad things, too, just slower.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.