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yo

the title kinda gave away the ending.

using the Hustler rating system, i give it 1 half flaccid penis.

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Kill Whitey.

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Hoo boy. Yep, let me tell ya...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Hoo boy. Yep, let me tell ya...

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We all wish we could get paid for watching porn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.