jesus the bastard by EmmetC 3-21-08

yes! yes! yes!...................... That is so good........... This is so hot. YES! YES! YES! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Keep doing that! OH GOD! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! That was soooooo good baby! Fuck me that was so hot. wait........................ You were wearing a condom wern't you??????????? oh shit 2 weeks later listen Mary.... just tell him that an angel got you pregnant... how's he gonna prove otherwise? i hope you're right.

yo

the title kinda gave away the ending.

using the Hustler rating system, i give it 1 half flaccid penis.

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Kill Whitey.

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Hoo boy. Yep, let me tell ya...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Hoo boy. Yep, let me tell ya...

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We all wish we could get paid for watching porn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.