Reasons why unmarried people don't need cars

This is why anyone unmarried over 38 doesn't need a car... You're sure you know where an arcade is? And where's the candy you promised? I have the directions to the arcade and the candy in my pants come in the car and get them I have to keep my hands on the wheel while driving.

by a4heo, 5-08-08

well what do you think? this is an obvious situation... in other words 'nuff said. pedofiles are for the needy (depraved hint hint) also best excuses for pants.

crap i think messed up in the whole thing i'm not sure

Is that not what you wanted? Go ahead and play around with it.

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Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

naw its what i wanted but i'm not sure if it's what others would like.

Well, maybe it needs a little tweaking. You squeezed an awful lot into one panel.

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Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

I'm torn here. I think it's funny that he says it all in one panel, because it makes it sound rushed and nervous, but on the other hand you could pace it and have better comedic timing with multiple panels. I was fond of it though. Make some more.

Anyone unmarried and over 38 is a pedophile? Who knew?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

that means i have less than a year to get a wife or start banging kids?

damn. i was hoping to make it to 40....

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Kill Whitey.

lol thats just the way i look at it because of tha news

people like that scare me.

here's another one i made

Eyore's gone pink! by a4heo 5-08-08

Holy shit dude it's Eyore! Dude what are you smoking? Either marajuana or LSD but still you're PINK!!! HAHAHA No i'm not Eyore anymore! Pooh left so I decided to dye my fur and start a new life. Then how come you're still in the 100 Acre woods? Well... I'm broke and my house of twigs fell down again. Do you have a spare room?

I like this one better what do you think?

here's another one after that

Another Tobor cornhole by a4heo 5-09-08

Sooo... Let me get this straight. Yes I can summon Tobor Show me. You'll be sorry! Oh Crap. TOBOR WAS TOLD TO CORNHOLE YOU AND TOBOR WILL!!!

i've begun to catch on.

i think i got the whole drug thing down...

What to not do to a cop

This is how dumb people end up spending a night or two in jail... I swear to god that's the last time I ever let you talk me into "trying new drugs." Hey it's not my fault you mooned the cops and gave them the finger and said you had hot sex with their wives.

by a4heo, 5-10-08

those musta been some fairly mild drugs...

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Kill Whitey.

i think they were.

hopefully this is the last time i post.

What Not To Do To Cops 2 by a4heo 5-10-08

Read what not to do to cops then this. Ooookay i'm getting a ticket for what again?? Helping your friend being introduced to new drugs By the way are you on those drugs now? Hehehe... you're a fat ass who pigs out on doughnuts ha ha! No wonder you're wife came to me last night.That was really hot sex! Much later... Sooo... what is there to do in this place? Nothing. Just watch out for Tobor tho.

thanks for your feedback guys.

none of your new comics have any sort of punchline, or joke even. "haha drugs are zany" doesn't count.

 not trying to be mean, just try harder

ps you can't smoke lsd, that's just silly