Ok I lied. There's no corporate sponsorship. I'm just trying to drum up some cheap publicity. Incoming law suit in 5.. 4..

While I wait to be served the papers let's move on to the topic at hand... 'Worlds Worst #57'.

The theme for our #57 is "Worlds Worst Decision".

There are a lot of different kinds of these but they all have one thing in common: negative results. Some more catastrophic than others.

I want to see comics about people making monumentally BAD decisions. And/or the results of those errors in judgement.

- Old or new comics are fine.

- Series are fine.

- No photoshop.

- No Heinz 57.

- Use of actual events are a plus but not required.

I will judge the results in the next couple of weeks.

Let the games begin!! Woohoo :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I decided to take all the obvious ones.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 57: The Big Three']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'WW '37']

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what if nigger meant kite

I looked through my old strips and spotted this one:

[Click to view comic: 'Free Pedophile Daycare']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 57: How Many Years Since I Did A Tobor Comic?']

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[Click to view comic: 'WW57: 3 Men Walk into a Bar, or Be Careful What You Wish For']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW57: Can you get in if you don't fit in?']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW57: What if homosexuality is genetic']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'The 18 year sentence']

[Click to view comic: 'Wok Dedog']

[Click to view comic: 'Ed's Knife's Edge X']

[Click to view comic: 'Bacon Gum Bites']

[Click to view comic: 'Segovia Log Book']

and a Tobor comic for good measure

 [Click to view comic: 'Famous Last Words']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Well it's about time I got off my ass and judged this thing! So this is the final warning bell for anyone who was thinking about making the world's best World's Worst comic in the near future.

All entries should be in by Sunday Sunday Sunday!! Barring any unforseen circumstances I will be making the final cut then. So let's get stripping!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'WW-Earth']

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Well the day has arrived and it's time for the judging.

This was tough to decide because you're all a bunch of weirdos with a freaky sense of humor so they're all good.  However we don't want a tie because that's like sharing a lottery win with your coworkers.  And I'd like to avoid any involvement in any more multiple homicides this year.

So that said the winner is Kaufman!! Who gives a whole new meaning to the word 'hindsight'.

Thanks to all the strippers who took part! The entries were freaking awesome. Very difficult to choose a winner.  

World's Worst #58 is up to Kaufman... good luck! :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

It appears that our contest winner has gone AWOL.

If our winner doesn't check in by Sunday I'm going to go ahead and ask Attitudechicka if she would take the reigns for the next World's Worst competition.

Kaufman where for art thou?

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Hatrix

So, would that make it chicka an impressionist or would this be a Juggling act?

"Judy, Judy, Judy...(thump) oops" :)

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christopher7murphy

So, would that make it chicka an impressionist or would this be a Juggling act?

"Judy, Judy, Judy...(thump) oops" :)

Someone get the hook!! ;)

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Unfortunately witnesses last report our contest winner somewhere near the peak of Kilimanjaro. At last posting there was word he had to eat one of his guides.

So while Kaufman is off discovering if long-pig really does taste like chicken I'd like to announce the NEW winner of WW57, Attitude Chicka.

Her "big three" bad decisions should be engraved on marble slabs in the decision making hall of fame for future generations but let's face it... we'll never learn.

And now [hopefully] on with World's Worst #58.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Any honor, even illegitimately earned ones, are good honors.

As soon as I find a device to consult that gives  more definitive answers than a magic 8 ball, I will produce a new contest.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

HatrixClose.  I was off for a few weeks in the Mile High City and didn't have a chance to check in.  Chicka will do a fine job, or I could jump in as needed ...

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kaufman

Sorry about that. Mia Culpa. Hope you had a good time on your trip! I just thought I should probably keep it moving along. I know I am prone to disappear for indeterminant periods myself and didn't know how long I should wait. You can beat me later :D

Again, my apologies.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Bah!  It's not like you made the World's Worst Decision, or anything ...

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