this is storys about a talking bacon who has a lot of porn to get through but he still has time to go on adventures. the ad said PUT ON FORUM after one story but i made fore more. it was fun and i think ill make more but i cant make any pormises

[Click to view comic: 'A TALKING BACON']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON AGAIN']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON GOES TO A FARM']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON IS STILL ON THE FARM']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON MEETS A GIRL']

i made a new one already

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON CRYS FROM SADNESS']

For some strange reason I have a feeling like this kid will fit in just fine here..

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horray for life. boo.

If he makes it throug the grammar / spelling gauntlet he will.

I kind of liked these comics, although once you establish the running gag (tooooo much etc.) you need to work harder to set up bizarre and amusing situations when he can use the line, since everyone already knows it's going to be at the end.

Still, pretty good work.  But now my brain hurts from trying to figure out if "shave sheeping" is supposed to be "sheep sheering" or something completely different that I've never heard of.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i didnt relies it was too easy to know the end but i supose you are right. i will work on that in later thank you for your advice. i ment sheep sheering sorry i forgot the words.

here is some new adventures no more for now because i dont want to bombord you

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON GOES TO WORK']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON AT WORK MORE']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON AT HOME']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON AT HOME AGAIN']

If that damn piece of bacon would stop running around telling people how much porn it had to get through, maybe it could get through some of it. It always works for me.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I have too much porn to get through too. I want to get value for money so I sign up on a site for a month and download the entire archive. It's okay when there is more than one person on the site but some of them I lose interest in. There is only so many times I can watch the same girl masturbate.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

this is the bacon talking to santa

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON MEETS SANTA']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON STILL WITH SANTA']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON AND SANTA STILL']

[Click to view comic: 'Tard Boy and Finkelman']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I like "Talking bacon crys ffrom sadness"

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

here is three new comics i made today i forgot to put a background in two i dont know why

[Click to view comic: 'FAT MAN MEATS BACON']

[Click to view comic: 'FAT MAN AND THE TALKING BACON']

[Click to view comic: 'THE FAT MAN AND THE TALKING BACON AND THE POLICE']

here is some more but these are from last week.

[Click to view comic: 'A SECURITY MAN']

[Click to view comic: 'A SECURITY MAN AGAIN']

[Click to view comic: 'MORE SECURITY MAN']

[Click to view comic: 'THE SECURITY MAN STILL']

[Click to view comic: 'THE SECURITY MANS PLAN']

[Click to view comic: 'THE SECURITY MAN TAKES CHARGE']

[Click to view comic: 'THE SECURITY MANS BISUNESS DEALING']

i didnt put these here originily because there not good but now i will put them anyway

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON AND A TALKING DOG']

[Click to view comic: 'THE TALKING BACON IS RUDE TO THE TALKING DOG']