this is storys about a talking bacon who has a lot of porn to get through but he still has time to go on adventures. the ad said PUT ON FORUM after one story but i made fore more. it was fun and i think ill make more but i cant make any pormises

A TALKING BACON by tomko 9-03-08

whats your favourite jackie chan movie NONE TOO ASIAN mines drunken master 2 NOT SEEN IT how come TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON AGAIN by tomko 9-03-08

i cant finish my goreography homework TOO BAD can you give me help  NO  why not TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON GOES TO A FARM by tomko 9-03-08

after a hard day of shave sheeping i like to drink a pepsi cola NOT ME dont you like pepsi I LOVE IT I JUST DONT LIKE SHAVE SHEEPING why dont you TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON IS STILL ON THE FARM by tomko 9-03-08

some times im late home from shave sheeping so i telephone my wife and tell her dont worry im just shave sheeping still I DONT HAVE TO PHONE MY WIFE dont you ever get home late I DONT LEAVE THE HOUSE why TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON MEETS A GIRL by tomko 9-03-08

im lost can you help me YES YOUR ON GLENDALE ROAD i went to the shop with my mum but now i cant find her I CANT HELP why TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

i made a new one already

THE TALKING BACON CRYS FROM SADNESS by tomko 9-03-08

hello there SOB SOB whats your matter MY SISTER DIED AND I CANT EVEN GO TO HER FUNERAL why cant you TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

For some strange reason I have a feeling like this kid will fit in just fine here..

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horray for life. boo.

If he makes it throug the grammar / spelling gauntlet he will.

I kind of liked these comics, although once you establish the running gag (tooooo much etc.) you need to work harder to set up bizarre and amusing situations when he can use the line, since everyone already knows it's going to be at the end.

Still, pretty good work.  But now my brain hurts from trying to figure out if "shave sheeping" is supposed to be "sheep sheering" or something completely different that I've never heard of.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i didnt relies it was too easy to know the end but i supose you are right. i will work on that in later thank you for your advice. i ment sheep sheering sorry i forgot the words.

here is some new adventures no more for now because i dont want to bombord you

THE TALKING BACON GOES TO WORK by tomko 9-03-08

sorry bacon you cant have the premotion you asked for. you just dont do enough work I DO MY BEST youve only given me one report all month IVE BEEN BUSY with what TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON AT WORK MORE by tomko 9-03-08

im going to have to promotion you down until you put in more effort CAN I BE THE RECEPTIONOR no you will sort the incoming males I CANT DO THAT why cant you TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON AT HOME by tomko 9-03-08

how was your day honey muffin I GOT DOWN PREMOTIONED im very disapointed well never aford a paint the house now I DIDNT WANT TO PAINT THE HOUSE ANY WAY why TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON AT HOME AGAIN by tomko 9-03-08

were having sausages for dinner tonight GREAT SUDDENLY THIS DAY ISNT SO BAD will you peel some potatos  NO  why not TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

If that damn piece of bacon would stop running around telling people how much porn it had to get through, maybe it could get through some of it. It always works for me.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I have too much porn to get through too. I want to get value for money so I sign up on a site for a month and download the entire archive. It's okay when there is more than one person on the site but some of them I lose interest in. There is only so many times I can watch the same girl masturbate.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

this is the bacon talking to santa

THE TALKING BACON MEETS SANTA by tomko 9-06-08

ho ho ho HEY SANTA WHAT YOU UP DO delivering presents COUNT ME OUT why TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON STILL WITH SANTA by tomko 9-06-08

some of the boy and girls have been very bad this year so i will not give them a present WHAT DID THEY DO BAD arsoning and robbery I NEVER DO THOSE how do you manage to keep out of trubble TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON AND SANTA STILL by tomko 9-06-08

well goodbye bacon i have a lot of presents to deliever WAIT SANTA BEFORE YOU GO what NO PRESENT FOR ME THIS YEAR why TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

Tard Boy and Finkelman by boloboffin 9-05-08

That Sarah Palin, what a hottie. Lord Jesus. I'd like to mount her on the desk of the librarian she just fired. Not me. Why not? TOO MUCH POOOOOORN TO GET THROUGH

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I like "Talking bacon crys ffrom sadness"

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

here is three new comics i made today i forgot to put a background in two i dont know why

FAT MAN MEATS BACON by tomko 9-21-08

WHAT???

FAT MAN AND THE TALKING BACON by tomko 9-21-08

YOU ALREDY ATE MY SISTER DONT EAT ME im a vegetarien why do you think ill eat you BECAUSE YOUR FAT thats not nice I NO PLEASE DONT EAT ME

THE FAT MAN AND THE TALKING BACON AND THE POLICE by tomko 9-21-08

okay i wont eat you THANK YOU even though you look realy tastey THATS SEXUAL HARRASING ME its not okay to treat the bacons of our comunity that way im sorry

here is some more but these are from last week.

A SECURITY MAN by tomko 9-14-08

hi dave can i come in the office  no  why not the boss is very busy whats he doing taking a shit

A SECURITY MAN AGAIN by tomko 9-14-08

can i go in and wait  no  why not the boss is in a private moment what if i take a shit too this isn't a toilet you pervert its an office

MORE SECURITY MAN by tomko 9-14-08

i just need to ask the boss if i can have tomorrow off tomorrows saturday i know but i told him before i would come to work thats stupid i know i really regret it now well you cant go back on your commitments which is why i cant let you in the office

THE SECURITY MAN STILL by tomko 9-14-08

can you call me when the boss is finished taking a shit  no  why not hes not really taking a shit hes dead why did you say he was taking a shit thats what it smelled like

THE SECURITY MANS PLAN by tomko 9-14-08

if the boss is dead we should tell the bored of directions i have a better idea what im going to be the new boss thats not fair your not qualified dont disrespect me or ill lower your pay

[Click to view comic: 'THE SECURITY MAN TAKES CHARGE']

[Click to view comic: 'THE SECURITY MANS BISUNESS DEALING']

i didnt put these here originily because there not good but now i will put them anyway

THE TALKING BACON AND A TALKING DOG by tomko 9-06-08

hi bacon whats up AAHH A TALKING DOG lets be friends CANT SORRY why TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH

THE TALKING BACON IS RUDE TO THE TALKING DOG by tomko 9-06-08

will you take me for a walk IF YOU CAN TALK YOU SHOULD BE WALK BY YOUR SELF i get lonely NOT MY CONCERNE why are you so mean TOOOOO MUCH PORN TO GET THROUGH