World's Worst... Superhero.  I swear I did a search of the forums to see if this had been done before and got nothin', but some people don't believe in calling a spade a kite.

Substandard rules apply: old work is fine, any number of panels, say what you gotta say in just one strip (no series, sorry), and bonus points for bodily function humor.   That's how I roll.  Contest ends at noon PST on September 27, for absolute certain.

You've waited long enough.  Do something super-de-duper! 

[Click to view comic: 'The Prince of Rinse'] 

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I have a bunch I've already done. Here are some unrelated strips about different superheroes.

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Priestman and Choirboy, part i']

[Click to view comic: 'The Secret Origin of Kapitän Übel']

[Click to view comic: 'The Evanescent Five']

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[Click to view comic: 'The New Adventures of Milk-Bone Man']

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Since the rules didn't say I had to make up an original superhero, here is a strip about some actual comic book superheros. I saw the trailer to the movie about them when I went to see the Dark Knight.

SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't already read the graphic novel and want to watch the movie without knowing what is supposed to happen, don't read this strip.

[Click to view comic: 'WW60: Watchmen Watching the Watchmen']

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[Click to view comic: 'The Adventure of THE HUMAN CHICKEN']

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horray for life. boo.

[Click to view comic: 'WW60: Global Holocaust Penguin']

[Click to view comic: 'Aquaman']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Catches-on-fire-in-the-second-panel-man']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

One more week folks.  One more week.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'WWFS: Worlds Worst Fucking Superhero.']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'WW-KFC Man']

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Is a doctor a hero? If so.........

[Click to view comic: 'The A.R.B Collection- #3']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

If a doctor is then a lifeguard must be.

[Click to view comic: 'The Lifeguard']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

He's a bad superhero because he's creating havoc and not hope. 

[Click to view comic: 'Daily Days: Don't-Say-Hell Day']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC401 & WW60: This Superhero Really Stinks!']

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[Click to view comic: 'WW60: Spider-Man's Ultimate Girlfriend']

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Finally, here is a superhero I've been thinking about doing for a while.

[Click to view comic: 'WW60: The DC Marvel']

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Okay, time to put down the self-colonoscopy kit and judge this thing.  There was some good work.  And then there were the comics about heroic professions... true heroes don't get paid.  And when was the last time Superman got a blowjob from a citizen he saved?  When was the last time Spider-Man got a blowjob at all?  (Batman is the exception.  He's self-weathly AND he's got both Commissioner Gordon and Robin to get his bat-rocks off over.  And I'm pretty sure that Underdog got to hit Polly Purebred after every rescue.)  But I digress.

Prince Valliant efforts go to: fpd for several (except Methane Man, though the part about a mysterious musical fruit cracked me up), Beeko for ingenuity on Don't-Say-Hell and the lifeguard (I met that guy once), Auxrotten for the true nature of Col. Sanders, dcom for the CFITSP Man, Lima for Danger Penguin.

Special recognition and a nickel-plated little loving cup to Seanator for Homosexual Innuendo Man.  You almost made it.  (huh huh, what I just said)

But the winder of this joint is, for making me need this colonoscopy... Tterb!

Live long and perspire.

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Okay, time to put down the self-colonoscopy kit and judge this thing.  There was some good work.  And then there were the comics about heroic professions... true heroes don't get paid.  And when was the last time Superman got a blowjob from a citizen he saved?  When was the last time Spider-Man got a blowjob at all?  (Batman is the exception.  He's self-weathly AND he's got both Commissioner Gordon and Robin to get his bat-rocks off over.  And I'm pretty sure that Underdog got to hit Polly Purebred after every rescue.)  But I digress.

Prince Valliant efforts go to: fpd for several (except Methane Man, though the part about a mysterious musical fruit cracked me up), Beeko for ingenuity on Don't-Say-Hell and the lifeguard (I met that guy once), Auxrotten for the true nature of Col. Sanders, dcom for the CFITSP Man, Lima for Danger Penguin.

Special recognition and a nickel-plated little loving cup to Seanator for Homosexual Innuendo Man.  You almost made it.  (huh huh, what I just said)

But the winder of this joint is, for making me need this colonoscopy... Tterb!

Live long and perspire.

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 [Click to view comic: 'The "Horray I won something where I don't get a prize" comic']

good stuff.. well I'll think something up for the next contest and hopefully my idea doesnt suck and kill WW forever.  I'll try and get the contest going as soon as I can.  Oh ya Thanks for the win and sorry for my comic making you have to get a colonscope, themushroom.

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horray for life. boo.

No, my friend, that colonoscopy was my pleasure.  Now I can add that skills set to my resume.  Wanna see?

And no, I have no idea why that post got doubled, I didn't hit the Back button.

Godspeed with the new WW. 

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