Hey there folks. As you can see, I'm pretty new. After browsing a bit, I decided it would be fun to make a few comics based on my nerdy side. I didn't see anything like what I've done either.

 These are really tailored more for people who play/ed MMOs, particularly World of Warcraft. What little I've done so far won't make much sense if you aren't into it.

 As a side note, I've made a few grammatical errors, so please excuse them. (Newbie blunder)

Like your suggestion to me, read things please. It's explained at the begging of this post. Wow = World of warcraft. Like I said, if you don't play, you won't get it.

As for me "wasting time", oh well. I didn't see that feature. Regardless, what ever amount of time it took me is not your concern, but thank you.

LOLFG - MMOs and dieting by jayo_27 11-01-09

Dieting + MMOs = Seeking an organ donor So I'm on this new diet where I drink nothing but mage water. Yeah I've lost 25 pounds in 2 days. Mage water, like in Wow? Yeah it's working great! You know that's just fantasy, and not real right, Melvin? You could have some serious organ failure if you deprive yourself of REAL water. Sorry, could you repeate that? I was a little distracted by my kidneys failing. *sigh*

LOLFG - Guild pride by jayo_27 11-01-09

Guild pride is serious business... Chen, get this. I tracked down that rat bastard that was talking shit about our guild over trade chat. You did? What happened, did he apologize? No he didn't. He laughed at me, so it was on like donkey kong! Whoa, you fought him?! Hell yes I fought him! I yelled right before I spin kicked him out of his Wheelchair down a flight of stairs, "Yo, little bitch 9 year olds best know their place!" Then yelled out our guild name. Note to self: Seek new guild and change of address...

LOLFG - Raid progression celebrations by jayo_27 11-01-09

Hey Don...what's up? What the...where the hell are your pants?! Oh those things? Yeah me and the guys cleared Heroic 25 man Ulduar yesterday, and things got a bit crazy with the celebrations if you follow, hahaha. I see... Yeah we had a wild night with strippers and midgets, man. I woke up here, haha! That's what you get for turning us down. Glad I called out! What were you doing that was sooo important anyway? Don't celebrate too early and lose sight of the prize... Well, I was being promoted to your position. By the way, your stuff is in that box... and you have 10 minutes to leave before securty throws your ass out. ...

LOLFG - Kangaroos with freakin assult riffles by jayo_27 11-01-09

Hello Chuck, this is God. Thou hast forsaken me! Oh right, "God". Real funny Melvin. If you were really god, you'd smite me with machine gun weilding Kangaroo or something, hahaha. AND SO IT SHALL BE!

LOLFG - Worgen Racial abilities by jayo_27 11-02-09

If you could have any racial ability from Wow, what would it be and why? Hmm, good one. I've never really thought about that. I think I'd go for the new Worgen run speed increase racial ability. With my speed increased by 70%, I'd enter in the Olympics or something, haha. Haha, that's a good choice. Sure wish I had that last weekend when you nearly caught me banging your wife! I barely got out the bathroom window in time, haha! Wait what?... Huh?... *cough*

LOLFG - Gold farmers by jayo_27 11-03-09

Even the most honorable can give in... Hey Chen, what do you think of my Chinese gold farmer costume? You're not actually wearing that to tonight's costume office party are you, Melvin? That's racist. No it isn't, it's the truth. The gold farmers are Chinese. If they were light saber weilding cyborg chickens, I'd wear that. You just don't get it. It's insulting to the years of turmoil and social strife my people have gone through to be accepted in a multicultural society. I won't stand by and allow you to reverse that! Herro, you bai cheap wow golds? Only $10.00 USD for 500 gold, and $20.00 USD for 1,000 golds. Do you accept Paypal?

LOLFG - Office empathy by jayo_27 11-03-09

Glad you had some time come in and chat, Ted. I know you're busy with this week's deadline. Sure, Chuck. So what's this about? You ever wonder what else you could be doing with your life? You know, it all seems to go by in such a flash... Great, you talked to Sanderson didn't you... I meant to shoot that snot rocket into the trash bin. It just happened to land in your coffee. Actually I'm dying of Leukemia, and was going to promote you to my position... *Cough*

Its seems a horrible, horrible waste of time to keep cranking out nothing but WOW inspired comics for the horrible, horrible little people who play it.

Your comics are well contructed, coherent and cohesive, and yet I don't get to enjoy them just because I don't play WOW.

Doesn't seem fair is all I'm sayin. You could be changing the world right now.

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Kill Whitey.

Thank you for the input. I'll consider doing a different theme, but for now I'm going to stick with my current theme. It's a little different from what I've seen around here, and it's not a bad warm up.

As for people who play Wow, I personally enjoy it, but hey to each their own.

Thanks for commenting, the insight is appreciated. 

LOLFG - Family game night by jayo_27 11-04-09

Oh those misty-eyed family moments... I had a blast last night playing twister with my grandmother ! Didn't she just literally have hip surgery the day before? That's besides the point, Sanderson! She beat me, and horrifically might I add. That's pretty dangerous! Her damn legs could pop out of her hip, or even worse! Quit being such a worry-wart, you big baby. Besides...I duct taped her legs back on when we were done.   !

LOLFG - Miscommunication by jayo_27 11-04-09

Giz goo goo! Uh, okay? Is that Swahili or something? If it is, you're about to get your bigot ass sliced up with a letter opener. Gababa Zoo doo! Okay mother fucker, I'm warning you! Hey Ben, what's happening? Oh by the way, have you seen Ted lately? Seems he had a stroke at lunch and wandered off before he could get medical treatment. Uh nope...haven't seen him...

LOLFG - End of Days by jayo_27 11-04-09

Zombies, who'd have thought it? I always thought it was a Hollywood thing. I guess we're living in the end of days after all. Well actually they aren't zombies...They're actually Green Peace protesters I sprayed with port-o-potty fluids, while shouting your name. Seemed like a good idea at the time. You what?! Gilroy, they're going to fricken kill me now! Awe, come on, Chen. It's not that bad really. You sprayed people with Diarrhea water from a portable public toilet, then shouted my name! How could it not be THAT BAD?! Well, I still have some tic tacs. Want one?

jayo_27

I really think RC was sincerely trying to help you and I found your response to be very off putting. Border line rude. That being sad, I have rated you bad and will not be reading your comics ever. I also don't play WoW so your comics wouldn't appeal to me anyway. 

It takes longer to load the thread when you post them as individual images so it ruined MY FUCKING DAY HAV ING TO WAIT FOR YOUR SHIT COMICS TO UPLOAD! THEN YOPU GET RUDE? DONT MAKJE DADDY GET HIS BELT!!!

I like them.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ArtemisStrong

Fuck you!

I'll read them this weekend. I promise to give them a fair shot. I'm gonna read up on WoW a little bit. Maybe download a demo. See if I can get in the spirit.

crabby

I really think RC was sincerely trying to help you and I found your response to be very off putting. Border line rude. That being sad, I have rated you bad and will not be reading your comics ever. I also don't play WoW so your comics wouldn't appeal to me anyway. 

It takes longer to load the thread when you post them as individual images so it ruined MY FUCKING DAY HAV ING TO WAIT FOR YOUR SHIT COMICS TO UPLOAD! THEN YOPU GET RUDE? DONT MAKJE DADDY GET HIS BELT!!!

So you came here to tell me off for what exactly, over some comics, really? I don't recall putting a gun to your head, forcing you to read them. As I said, these are tailored for people who do play wow. Is it that so hard to read and understand? Surely you can occupy yourself with some comics that are more to your style and liking.

While I appreciate RC pointing me in the direction of the FAQs section, he could have done so constructively instead of being condescending. Generally speaking, respect and polite behavior is given where it's due. He was rude to me, so he recieved the same thought in kind, simple as that. He and you should have thought about that before posting rudely in beginning.

"Treat others how you would like to be treated"

That's a pretty simple motto, is it not? 

Maybe you have some sort of edgy/standoffish cutsey alter ego here, or you're just like all the other countless dull and boring internet trolls with nothing better to do, but either way I'm unimpressed. If you don't like my comics that's okay, but don't expect me to to accomodate you. I don't find you funny, or remotely intimidating. Rate me what ever you want to, I'll still keep doing my thing regardless.

Have yourself a nice week.

crabby

Fuck you!

I'll read them this weekend. I promise to give them a fair shot. I'm gonna read up on WoW a little bit. Maybe download a demo. See if I can get in the spirit.

Don't bother, you're one reader I can do without.

ArtemisStrong

Thank you. :-)

LOLFG - Internet trolls by jayo_27 11-04-09

Internet personas are the things dreams are made of... So get this. I created an account on a free comic strip creation site/forum. Instead of making comics, I go around trying to start drama. I'm the edgy standoffish, but fun loving guy. To be honest, that's a bit creepy, Melvin. You sound like you forgot to take your lithium. Yeah, I bitch and moan when I don't get the themes to comics even when it's explained, BUT THEN I show interest. That's such a cool twist huh? Did you not hear me? I compensate for my lack of creativity with character, RAW character! Yeah...I'm going to go get your lithium now...