Doo doo dee da doo dah doh doh dum dum dah dee.

Okay, now that I'm done obscuring the preview text...

The theme of this contest is to do comics according to the rules of a previous contest.  Pick a comic contest of days past, make a comic according to that contest's rules, and reference the contest in your post.

There are only two rules:

1. No old comics

2. The contest you choose cannot be on the first page of this forum.  I want you to reach back farther into the past.

Have at it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You get green points for recycling!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 300: If they mated

Great idea for a contest, but where are the entries???

CC: 352

Groovy! - You say TOMATO, and I say LOSER! by edoggydog 2-19-10

Why am I wearing this uniform? Well, I just got back from competing in the Winter Olypics up in Vancouver, Cananda. I'm a luger.... Groovy! I trained everyday for last four years, practing with that damn sled so I could win the gold. But, alas, I only came in fifth... I can see why you call yourself a "loser"! I said I'm a LUGER. Oh, is that how Canadians pronounce LOSER?

CC 300: If they mated

CC 300: If they mated...The Second Cumming by brycekain 2-22-10

Father, why have you forsaken me?? TOBOR CORNHOLE EVERYONE IN SIGHT!! Christ, why am I horny?! Pork off, felcher boy.

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CC 300: If they mated

CC 300: If they mated: Change We Can Accuse of by brycekain 2-22-10

SOCIALIST!!!!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

A mix of CC380 and CC176

When Beer Can't Help You Decide Which Background to Use by four_legged_tripod 2-22-10

Rock! Paper! Scissors!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 55 - One Panel Wonders

First Page Evil_D entered a wide panel comic, three panels serving as a single panel. I assume that it isn't against the rules seeming he wasn't disqualified. 

Then I thought, the best one panel comic for me to make would be a wide panel made out of three panels. I hope this ISN'T against the rules of CC55 so without further ado...

CC: 446- A Wide Panel Comic Entry by Beeko180 2-23-10

And that is why TOBOR is truly sorry for pissing in the baptism cup. Wait a minute.... I thought that was wine.

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CC 290

It'll Cost You an Arm and a Leg by four_legged_tripod 2-23-10

My fellow Americans, a trial run of our free Universal Health Care is under way in Cleveland where they are hosting the 4th annual Furries Convention. And for the next two people who sign up for our following trail run in Oakland, you will receive a free lucky rabbit's foot.

That's a Lot of Far Side Cartoons by four_legged_tripod 2-23-10

Mayan village 250 AD I'm done making calendars forever! I got up to 2012 and decided to quit. I have writer's cramp. Papa, no! You can't just quit on a random year. Just imagine the confusion and chaos it will cause for the people of 2013. San Diego Comic Con 2013 I better make some more tomorrow.

Your specific rules are:

1. You must use the 'pregnant pause' silent middle panel.

2. The middle panel must show a scene different from the first and third panels.

3. The setup and punchline must revolve around the scene in the silent middle panel.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 176

God Gets An Idea by four_legged_tripod 2-23-10

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC_290

This Little Light of Mine by four_legged_tripod 2-24-10

You gonna drink that? The wine? Yeah. No way! Why not? I'm already lit.

Only props and backgrounds can be used; no actual characters.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

cc380: Background noise

Embarrassing Moment by Beeko180 2-24-10

TED WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GARDEN?!?! NOTHING MOTHER! I'M JUST PULLING OUT SOME WEEDS! I USED TO THINK YOU WOULD ASK THAT ON THE TOILET, BUT NOW I KNOW I WAS JUST BEING PARANOID. RIGHT MOTH- *FLUSH!*

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I will honour "Squidrabies"

CC399: Doppelgängers

Tard Boy and Finkelman by Beeko180 2-25-10

It's your time. Tard Boy told me. Tard Boy is a turd. Tard Boy is a turd? Yes. It is your time.

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

So when's the contest deadline anyway?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Whenever I'm done remembering the contests of yesteryear.  Probably the end of next week.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I might still enter this contest. I like the theme, just trying to find time and inspiration. It's rare when they coexist.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 376: Parodies Galore

Technology Ruined the Big Bad Wolf by Beeko180 2-28-10

Open the door, Open the door! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll hammer myself in. Just try it. This door is made of metal and encased in wood. I'd like to see you hammer yourself in with this baby stopping you. .... Fuck it.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC319 - I AM THE LAW

Bugs Bunny the Outlaw by Beeko180 2-28-10

No officer, I didn't shoot the nun standing outside the bank. Ok, let's think about this for a second. Are you 100% sure that you definitely did not shoot the nun. Yes I am. Then why do you have a gun? No comment.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC 376: Parodies Galore 

JFK (in bed) by brycekain 3-01-10

Back and to the left... Back and to the left... Back ... and to the left... Back ...... and to the left... JUST HIT MY G-SPOT ALREADY, YOU CUNT! ...Back and to the left...

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CC: 156b

RCL no. 2139 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-01-10

Look at me... I make sixty grand a year, just standing around at work in this clown suit. A lot of people are unemployed and I make $60K! It doesn't feel right that more qualified people can't find work and I make a ton of cash for doing nothing. If, I had any self respect, I'd quit... What am I... FUCKING NUTS??

CC:278- http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=168226

Aye-Mish Technology by Beeko180 3-01-10

Hey Mr. Amish dude look at my car. I bet you can't run as fast as this baby can drive. You must not insult the Amish people. What are you gonna do about it? You gonna get one your horses on a cart and race me or are you just going to say what I can and can't do? Woah.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I will honour "Squidrabies" again...

CC399: Doppelgängers

 

Tard Boy and Finkelman by Beeko180 3-01-10

Let's make snow angels. But instead of Snow Angels we'll call them rusty nail angels, and we'll take turns stepping on them until one of us has to go to hospital with bleeding feet. Ok, I'll go first. Die Finkelman Die! What? Nothing.

 

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CC 238: How offensive!

Porky's Birthday by Beeko180 3-01-10

It's my birthday today. Great, I'm going to celebrate with this pork sandwich. Don't do that. Why, what's wrong with it? It's cannibalism.

 

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CC394: Beam me up

What if Spock Worked at McDonalds by Beeko180 3-04-10

Are you ok now? N-No Sir. Will you question my maths ever again? N-No. Great, that will be 500 dollars for your small fries.

 

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CC394: Beam me up

What if Spock Worked at a Fast Food Restraunt by Beeko180 3-05-10

Hello and welcome to McCholesterol. What would you like from our menu? Uuuh I'll have a Double-Decker Deep Fried Cheeseburger with no Mao, a Large French Fries and a Large Cola. Quadruple Supersize? How did you know? Well you're either just incredibly fat or you're pregnant with Octuplets.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll