A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

Yes, thats right, the theme is Breasts!

Last month Scyess posted this Thread  and then asked his fellow strippers "do you have any comics about boobs?" which to me seems ripe for a competition and gives me a psuedo-intellectual defence to the otherwise juvenile nature hearin. I figure we can answer that question.

Old comics will be accepted but as always its nice to fondle some new ones.

Do what you will with them, which incidentally is exactly what your mom said last night.

Judging in just over a week

I've got a whole "titload" of old boob comics I could keep you all abreast of!  But, I'll just submit one to get things bouncing:

RCL no. 2086 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-09

♫ A...B...C... ...Double-D.....E- ♫ "Hold on, Phreaky... 'Double-D' is not part of the alphabet." Sorry, Mr. Fisterhoff... I guess I was thinking of my cup size. "I, um, see. You can [ *gulp* ] continue..." ♫ ...F...G...H...I... ♫

CC 457: Prey by Lord_Vodek 8-09-10

The ranger mercilously stalks his prey One slip up and it's all over...Now I must go in for the kill Can I touch your tits?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

RCL no. 2311 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-10

Wow, Phreaky... You have a nice pair of boobs! Thank you! Y'know, the human body is 90% water, and I'm thirsty! Well, at this point in my sexual history, my body's probably 90% cum... Still thirsty? Uh, no.

RCL no. 2313 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-10

Well, if you must know, Clanko... When my boyfriend comes over to my place, he likes to play "hold 'em". It didn't know you two are into poker. Poker? What's that?

Nurse Bigguns' Sexual Harrassment Ordeal by biped 8-10-10

GUESS WHAT, MOMMY!!! TODAY A FUNNY MAN PAID ME $100 JUST TO PLAY WITH MY GIANT BOUNCY FUN BALLS, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh, my...I'm afraid he may have been taking advantage of you, sweetie. HUH??? ME DID NOT KNOW THAT!!! NOW ME WILL HAVE TO KILL HIM!!! ME AM SO VERY VERY MAD NOW GRRRRRRRRR!!! Err, well...maybe it would be better just to tell a policeman. So, this guy "fondled" you, and you want to press charges? NO STUPID!!! ME HAVE ALREADY RIPPED HIM'S HEAD OFF AND GRINDED HIM UP IN A MEAT GRINDER!!! MOMMY SAID ME SHOULD TELL YOU DUH!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My Eyes Are Up HERE, Mister by ZMannZilla 8-10-10

Wow. Those are some nice eyes you have there. Lovely, captivating eyes. Yup. Great eyes. I could stare into them forever. Such big, soft, warm and familiar eyes you have. My eyes are OK, I guess. My mom says I got my eyes from her side of the family. I wonder where you got your- I'm not giving your tits back, Janet.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 2316 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-10

You want to do what to my boobs? "Fingerboat" them... Is that similar to "motorboating"? Yes, but with less of a commitment. Okay, but what's that on your finger? Booger snot? KY Jelly.

RCL no. 2317 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-10

Is that your boob? Yes. Wow. I thought I had big tits, but you make me look "flatchested"! Actually, I'm considered flatchested on my planet... Daaaaaamn!

The Case of the Hoodie Hidden Honeydews by PennyDreadful 8-12-10

I guess you know all about The Hardy Boys. Oh, I've been a "hardy boy" for a good five minutes. I was just investigating the unforgivable crime of keeping two such luscious rib cushions locked up in that hoodie, Pumpkin Tits. Good thing you were smuggling that "Itty Bitty Book Light" in your pants or that might have hurt. I recommend you read, "Eat, Pray, Love your new life with detatched testicles."

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Shhhh...I know.

RCL no. 2319 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-14-10

Oh, my God! Phreaky's behind me with those big ol' titties of her's... Okay... Don't get nervous. Don't do that thing I do everytime I'm near her where I get really anxious, which loosens the sphincter muscle and let's out a... *sniff* ...fart.

Floyd and Verna Jean by biped 8-15-10

Rent's due, bitch. Go down to the pool hall and flash your tits for cash. Fuck you! I'm a respectable wife and mother and shit! WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD TO BE DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT IT!!! MY FUCKING TITS ARE FOR NURSING BABIES AND PLEASING MY MAN, DAMN IT!!! WELL THEY AIN'T PLEASIN' ME IF THEY AIN'T PAYIN' THE FUCKING RENT, BITCH!!! WELL WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SELLIN' CRACK, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!!

Floyd and Verna Jean 2 by biped 8-15-10

See my wife's tits! Ten bucks a flash! Hey, wait a minute! You said you were gonna buy me a nacho platter! Look, I've already announced it! What are you tryin' to do, make me look bad? Well, at least buy me the fucking nacho platter first, you cheap prick! I CAN'T AFFORD A MOTHERFUCKING NACHO PLATTER, YOU DUMB CUNT!!! WELL YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME AND MY TITS TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING, FUCKHEAD!!!

Floyd and Verna Jean 3 by biped 8-15-10

How humiliating! A truly shameful display! I sincerely hope you're proud of yourself! You are without a doubt the world's most selfish and inconsiderate asshole! Well, whip out them saggy milk bags and start "pleasin' your man." Pfft! I should charge YOU ten bucks just to see 'em! JUST BE GLAD I DON'T CHARGE YOU FOR STUD SERVICE, YOU DOG-FACED WHORE!!! YOU COULDN'T SERVICE A FUCKIN' HAMSTER, YOU NEEDLE-DICK FAG WIPE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 457: No need for two men to walk them ... by kaufman 8-15-10

Hey, look who's back! How was your vacation? It was great. Totally unbelievable. Really? What were the highlights? Tell me what you saw. Well, I was completely fascinated looking at those blue-footed boobies! Huh? I didn't know you went to the Galapagos! Galapagos? No, I went to Ukraine and spent all week at the Chernobyl Hooters.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RCL no. 2320 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-10

Is Mr. Kaufman home? He went out of town on business. He'll be back next week... Damn! I came all the way from the Ukraine just to see him... Does he know you? http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/kaufman/501758 I met him at the Chernobyl Hooters... Oh, yeah... You must be Booby.

CC 457: Northern Headlights by kaufman 8-16-10

As a teenager, Reverend Spooner used to stay out for hours late at night hoping to catch a glimpse of the Aureola Bororis.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Groovy! - Suck on this by edoggydog 8-16-10

Five years ago, I quit my job at a Fortune 500 company and have been sucking on the teat of Society ever since! Groovy! You ready for another "session", baby? Be right there, Society... She got a sister?

RCL no. 2322 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-10

Maura gets a visit from Inspector Titties... Daaaaaaaaaamn! Dem titties be TINY!

Groovy! - In a pinch by edoggydog 8-17-10

You came from where? Planet Mongo. It's roughly 2 million lightyears away... And, your mission is what? To see how many female human nipples I can pinch before I get my ass kicked! Hee, hee... 163, before they kicked my ass and took away the alien costume! Groovy!

CC457 - Powerade Xtreme Long Distance Breastfeeding 2010 by kramer_vs_kramer 8-17-10

5...........................10............................. 15..........................20............................ 25..........................30............................

CC457 - The Persistence of Mammary by kramer_vs_kramer 8-17-10

Hey! Those are some pretty impressive manboobs! Yeah, and check it out - I can lactate! I really need to lay off the milkshakes.

Octo-Wrong by PennyDreadful 8-17-10

I swear something slimy just touched my ample bosom... Oh yes indeedy, B cups say "hello" to my suction cups.

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Shhhh...I know.

CC457: Wunderbra and Lightfoot by kaufman 8-17-10

Look at that sign, Gerry, Welcome to Oklahoma! Aw, dad, Oklahoma is boring. Can't we go to a more interesting state? Boring? No way! The middle of the state had the best roadside attraction I ever saw, a pair of breasts 50 feet tall. 50-foot boobies? Can we go see them? Please? PLEASE? I'm afraid not. They're not there anymore. Let me sing you a song about the wreck of the Edmond tits, Gerald ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

She's Special by AngryAmerican 8-19-10

Brooke, why are you in your street clothes and still on the floor? I'm in my street clothes? Yes Brooke, you're in your street clothes. Go back to the dressing room. We have a dressing room? Brooke, your nipples are hanging out. I have tits?

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Kill Whitey.

Well Ive taken all your measurements and here's the result;

The Training Bra (Hon Mentions)

Penny Dreadful for Octo-Wrong

Kaufman for No need for two men to walk them

Biped for Floyd and Verna Jean

Lord_Vodek for Prey

B-Cups (Runners up)

Kramer Vs Kramer for Powerade extreme long distance breast feeding  2010 and The Persistence of Mammary

ZMannZilla for My Eyes are up HERE, Mister

Wonderbra (The Winner)

For simply wanting it more, and for this gem I here by announce RandomComicLayoutGuy to have the biggest breasts.

RCL no. 2316 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-10

You want to do what to my boobs? "Fingerboat" them... Is that similar to "motorboating"? Yes, but with less of a commitment. Okay, but what's that on your finger? Booger snot? KY Jelly.

Congrats RCLG!

Incidentally there was a secret word which had it been used would have granted an instant win, that word was Norks.

Puppy Love by TheGovernor 8-19-10

Hello Mr Euphemism Hey I like this bag Say aren't we supposed to be fighting? Im sorry did you say something?