Remember the good old 1980s,

When things were so uncomplicated.

The Electric Light Orchestra, "Ticket to the Moon"

Now, everytime I have to do a competition I come up with something too complicated. This time I asked myself, "What would Jeff Lynne do?" and will keep it simple.

Make a strip that bears the title of a 1980s hit song. That´s it.

Bonus points if the strip takes place in the 1980s or refers to something that actually happened in the 1980s.

We Didn't Start the Fire by four_legged_tripod 9-20-10

I love Pepsi. It's the best drink in the whole wide world! hee hee Michael! A spark just caught your hair on fire! AUUUUUGH! Not me! Not me!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Pac Man Fever by four_legged_tripod 9-20-10

Blinky! Where the hell have you been? It's 2 am! I've been out with Pac Man dad. Wha-? He ate me all night long and I gave him my cherry. I'm in love with him dad! Haven't you heard of all the new diseases they have now? It's okay dad. He loves me too. He told me he would even get my name put on a special quilt that's traveling the nation.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Here I am again on my own... by edoggydog 9-20-10

I like to go to the park, sit on a bench and draw baby unicorns in my sketchbook. Groovy! Now, tell me a little secret about you... I like to grease up the index finger on my right hand and give myself a prostate exam until I... ...come.

Money For Nothing by ragu4u 9-20-10

So this whore just took off with your wallet, eh? Yup. While I was pissing. Well, that was money for nothing. What did you expect? A blowjob for $25 bucks, like she promised.

CC 461: Born in the U.S.A.

Jesus Christ, how on earth did you end up on a Bruce Springsteen cover?

by 100Faces, 9-21-10

Like a Virgin by four_legged_tripod 9-21-10

1988 So I was with three girls last night. Uh huh.. And they couldn't stop begging for more. I was like an animal. You know, most guys can't even satisfy one woman. You are the man! I wish I could handle women like you can. Um, Josh? Why are you smelling the seat of my office chair? Uh... duh... well... um...

Like a Virgin by four_legged_tripod 9-21-10

I'm glad you asked me to dinner. I've heard around the office about how you can satisfy a woman. Oh yeah. You know it. So I was thinking we should just skip dinner and head back to your place. Check please! So are we going in or what? Well I do have a new D and D character I would like to try out. He's got extra stamina.

Like a Virgin by four_legged_tripod 9-21-10

Spider-man bed sheets, huh? Yep. So... I guess we should start doing it. Uh... sure. Uhh, uhh, uhh. What the hell Josh?! Get your penis out of my ear!

Like a Virgin by four_legged_tripod 9-21-10

So, I guess you heard that Josh and I did it last night. Isn't he the sweetest most gentle lover you've ever had? He was the best lay of my life. Josh isn't a virgin? Oh god! I thought he was, so I decided to treat him and did the most dirty depraved sexual acts I knew to him. Oh no, he's not a virgin. He's just sweet. He's almost like a 13-year-old trapped in a man's body. For the love of god Zoltar, you've got to make me 13 again. Grown up women are sick as fuck!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

THE 80'S - GEORGE MICHEAL IS STRAIGHT!

THE 80'S - GEORGE MICHEAL IS STRAIGHT! Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is the sea, But don't worry, you can suntan!

by mattmallone, 9-21-10

Madonna is a cunt

Somewhere in Malawi 30 years ago.. I see future, White Devil woman will come and steal your grand children PAPA DON'T PREACH

by mattmallone, 9-21-10

RCL no. 2361 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-10

I got it bad, got it bad... ...got it BAD!!! You're hot for teacher? Have you checked the dials on that new mimiograph machine in the stockroom? I whacked off to it ♫ all night long. ♫

Physical by kaufman 9-21-10

One day at the ranch ... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Oh my god, the Stanford band have entered the comic, trampled the characters and ruined the joke! I've never seen anything like this!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 461: Sharp Dressed Man by 100Faces 9-22-10

So you're time travelling for the first time. Where would you like to go? 1985 please. I just love 80's rock music. Mmmh. 1 - 9 - 8 - 5. Alright. Now what was it again? B.C. or A.D.? Mmmh, that's not even 4000 earth years, how much difference can that make? Time travelling is so great. Maybe I will see Van Halen or Bon Jovi or Bryan Adams or .... A little later ... Mmmh. Are you ZZ Top?   ?

CC 461: Is There Something I Should Know? by 100Faces 9-22-10

An interrogative pronoun and Soft Cell's follow-up single to "Torch". What is "What"? 80's Pop for 400, please. Another interrogative pronoun and an English rock band whose biggest hit in the 1980's was "You Better You Bet". Who are "The Who"? 80's pop for 500. Stupid quiz show where answers were in the form of questions and an American number 2 hit for the Greg Kihn Band. Hmmm. Dunno. What is "The Price Is Right"???

CC 461: Rock the Casbah by kaufman 9-22-10

Welcome to Suicide Bombing with the Stars, in which D-list "celebrities" and terrorists blow themselves up. Tonight we start with Paris Hilton, who is paired up with Mahmoud El-Kabah. They will be trying to blow up a crowded marketplace in Basra. Wasn't that great? A 9.5 from the judges! We'll be back with the attempts of Michael Bolton and Kim Kardashian right after this message from Coca-Cola. New Coke puts the S-H in "Coke is it." Ow, my nails!

O Tobor, rm * by kaufman 9-22-10

One day in February, 1986 ... Tobor, I had a really crappy day. Could you please tell me a joke to cheer me up? Ok, Gabe, here's one I just heard. What does NASA stand for? Uh, I don't know. What does NASA stand for? Need another seven ass... Christ, Tobor, that doesn't even make sense! Must you turn everything into a discussion of cornholing? Not Tobor's fault. Microsoft limit of 64K memory means Tobor doesn't have room to store entire punchline.

* - If you think this comic is missing the name of an 80s song, try reading the title right to left!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 461: Do That To Me One More Time by bigworm 9-23-10

Gootchy goo... got some bedbugs for me? Gootchy gootchy goo? Sorry, no time to suck bugs tonight... I got shit to do! I thought I was the shit...

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bigworm

Groovy! - A View to a Kill by edoggydog 9-23-10

...and that's why I decided to join the Golf Tee Party. Groovy! Hey! That's the guy who drowned my little, baby kitten in a bucket of pigshit! I'm going to go give that bastard a piece of my mind... Just don't do anything RASH, Butch. Remember, you're still on parole for 2nd degree... ...murder.

I certainly remember the uncomplicated times!

We Are the World by crabby 9-23-10

First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to my poetry slam. Thank you all for meeting at the Cranebrook Elementary School auditorium for this performance. Before we begin, I'd like to announce that Edward Lopez was the only latin child to acheive perfect attendance this year. Way to go Edward! Now to really speak to the amount of Puerto Rican children who are in attendace tonight we have a 20 minute video tribute to big Pun.

We Are the World by crabby 9-23-10

That was a wonderful tribute to a very beautiful man. He's not gone, we just mourn alot... You know what, I don't even know who Big Pun is, was or the events involving his death. I see some of you holding signs, he seems very fat, I'm going to just assume it was a heart attack. Now for some spoken word... THE TIP TAP OF RAINDROPS ON MY CELINE... IS A CRUEL REMINDER OF THE INJUSTICES OF LIFE...

We Are the World by crabby 9-23-10

Hi, I'm crabby. I'd like to apologize for that last comic, it was a bit long winded and not funny to many of you. I'm most certain not_scyess would say he stopped reading halfway through because he could tell there was no punchline coming. Well, FUCK HIM! How's that for a punch line... I'm edgy.

We Are the World by crabby 9-23-10

I'll tell you who else I don't like. Boorite. That guy was the worst! A recovering alcoholic would be puppeteer with a little man complex who's threatened my life on more than one occasion. And who can forget kaenash... Come on, that guy was a pedophile. I'm sure he's going to eventually come back here and search for his name and find this comic and threaten to sue Brad... Again. I'm sure I will either be sued or murdered for those first two panels so.... I'm going to take this moment to just speak from the heart! I really regret asking dexX to draw me holding this baby. It was short sided and has lead to alot of jokes not needed. I wish it could be replaced with a nice peaceful cornicopia

We Are the World by crabby 9-23-10

It's sad how many people visit this site anymore. I remember the day's of Kajun shitting and chicka and kitty both showing their tits for attention. The good old days! Now most competitions only get a handful of entries and no one seems to care. No one cares. Everyone is gone. Except ragu4u, that fucking guy will be posting 9 comics a day 8 of which are awful and 1 of which might get a chuckle before we are all long dead. Deader than skagg probably is from an overdose.

Groovy! - "...like a record, baby..." by edoggydog 9-24-10

Okay, I'm going to give you one more chance to make love to me... Groovy! But, you're going to have to last longer than fifteen seconds... Goi it? Got it! (Sixteen seconds later...) WATCH OUT, HERE I COME..! COME...! COME..! COME..! COME..! COME..!

CC 461: Tomorrow's (Just Another Day) by 100Faces 9-25-10

Shall I or shall I not? Shall I or shall I not? Are you still up here? How long have you been standing here? Just get it behind you and jump! Well, I guess not today. I'll fix that broken railing tomorrow. Aaaaaaah!

Groovy! - Love is a Battlefield by edoggydog 9-25-10

You say you love me, but is there anything about me you'd like to change? Of course not, honey... Be honest. I won't hold it against you... Well, you could stand to drop a few pounds. I mean, your ass is the size of a Volkswagen! Fuck Pat Benatar! Groovy!

CC 461: "If You Don't Know Me By Now" by bigworm 9-25-10

C'mon baby... suck on it! Have you changed since I met you? C'mon sugar-pie... suck on it just a little bit? Is that all you want from our relationship? If you don't suck on it now, you'll never never never know me... ooooh. OMG!!! Are you gonna' write a song about it?

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bigworm

CC 461: "Keep Your Hands To Yourself" by bigworm 9-25-10

It's not what you think! I can smell your hand from here!!! I didn't do it on purpose! If you ever dig shit out of my ass again while I'm asleep... I'll KILL YOU!!!

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bigworm

CC 461 - Lady in red by lukket 9-26-10

So. What 's your opinion of this, sir? Well, Barney, I'm leaving the police force to become a pop singer. I'm in love. Why, you have never told us of your love life. Look at her. How her pretty hair mixes with the pool of blood. My Lady in red. Whatever you're thinking of, there should be a law against it.