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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- Ah, so that's how one gets a pardon from dubya.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*guy in background*

We should pull a switch. The American people wont notice since they elected a turkey anyway.

At the end of the day , Dubya and Arnold decided that mutual masturbation was more their thing.

"Jeezus. Will you look at the size of that cock"
"Thats not a cock. thats the president of the United States"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

George W. Bush demonstrates his preferred method of stuffing a turkey.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Gobble gobble.

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What others say about boorite!

Turkey: Must be one of those baby corn things...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

How in the hell did Adrian Zmed get into that turkey costume?

You are everywhere on this guy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This turkey sure does better than the twins!

Sorry... I know, I'm going to hell.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Dubya: "I never did like geese."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Just because you voted for me doesn't mean you can have that benefit."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

Amendment XXVIII

1. Every President shall, while serving his or her term of office, at least once receive oral sex from someone displaying his or her level of character and moral fiber.

2. This Amendment retroactively takes effect at noon, January 20th, 1993.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This is the best W can do. I mean, even my great Grandpa could do better than that, and he's dead.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

"Hmmm. The Bush has got wood."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Turkey: "Hey... it really is a bush!"

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"
-Rosevelt

Bush has got the big stick part right

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Gobble it down bitch!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't