Ever had sex that was so bad you thought your partner was dead?  What do ya mean "Every night"?  Really?  OK then, make some comics about it.  The sky is the limit.  Straight, gay, Bi, Tri, Midgets, Beasties, Amputees, Aliens......whatever.  They all want their "McLovin" and have views about unenthusiastic partners.  You have the premis.  Now go for it.

I'll pick the winner around Jan. 1st 2011

Have fun and when in doubt.....take a drink!

cc466 by mandingo 12-16-10

so, look. i had a nice time, but i just don't think the chemistry is righ... what are you doing? L1 R1 L2 R2 the fuck??!! L1 R1 x o x o *GLORP GLORP GLORP* and now for big head mode...

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 466: ROLLING [with the] STONE~ #1

Things gon' git dirty tonight baby!

by bigworm, 12-17-10

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CC 466: ROLLING [with the] STONE~ #2

...buttered tortillas.

by bigworm, 12-17-10

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CC 466: ROLLING [with the] STONE~ #3

I mean OOOHH LA LA!!! Mas tortillas con mantequilla en la noche!!!

by bigworm, 12-17-10

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Cold as Ice by four_legged_tripod 7-10-09

I brought you here Son to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman? Well, after 20 years of sex with your mother, I've found that the women here are more responsive.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Dish Network by edoggydog 12-17-10

...and that's why I decide to stop drunk-dialing my ex-wife! Groovy! Speaking of wives... How's your wife? I think she's dead... What do you mean you THINK? Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up!

RCL no. 1994 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-27-09

Um, this is where you spent most of your childhood? Yes. My dad was an assistant coroner for the County of Orange... And, this is where you learned every-thing you needed to know about being intimate with a woman? Yes. I think I'm starting to understand why you like me to lie perfectly still during sex... I'm getting a boner just standing here!

RCL no. 2438 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-17-10

Children... I have some bad news about mom. You know she's been in a coma for months. Well, when the nurse was giving her a sponge bath... ...she accidently brushed against mom's genitals, which showed some activity on her EKG. So, the doctor suggested... ...I try doing oral sex on her to bring her out of her coma. I did. But, unfortunately, she choked to death. Funeral's this Saturday.

CC 466: ATTORNEYS HAVE NO GRAVESIDE MANNERS! by bigworm 12-17-10

Whereas (in life), I have been denied my conjugal right (albeit tacit), to doink your rump, and notwithstanding... the fact that (in death), your ass has been sewn shut to further the aforementioned denial... and notwithstanding the fact that your colon is devoid of all fecal matter... ... and whereas the continuance of this denial has pissed me off, I shall upon this day, seize the moment and butt-fuck the shit out of you.

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SO FAR SO GOOD, PEOPLE!  LET THOSE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMIN!.

Comic Cup: How I got my girlfriend pregnant by Lord_Vodek 4-29-10

As we lay there at a church camping trip next to a lake on the ground staring up at the stars and talking with her. She turned to me and this is what she said You still want to be on top? I was a virgin so of course I jumped at the oppurtunity to finally lose my virginity Ummm...Ok... And In a flash! It was over... Well that was damn right disapointing

I love the fact that the comic meets the criteria for this contest as well as...(To some extent) the Comic Cup it was entered in.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

In an odd way I found this comic fit the theme:

Doc Pembroke- Back on the Farm by AngryAmerican 9-15-10

It turns out your goat was just very hungry Ezekiel. Starved for glucose and viscous proteins. Mobile cells and whatnot. Yep! Really hungry! Darn near sucked my food cannon inside out, the little devil! Well that is good news. So he's all right then? All right? He was AWESOME! Funny. I always thought it couldn't suck a dick worth a damn...

What? You've never been on a farm?

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 2439 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-19-10

So, how did your second date with that new girl go? I don't want to BRAG... You had sex with her? Yes... However, it wasn't that good. She was like sleeping with one of these dead bodies in here! Um, how would you know? Uhhhhh...

an old, but sadly true, one:

Life of the Party by AccentuateNegative 8-02-09

Wasn't that guy your regular thing for a while? Yeah. I think he was into role playing in bed. You're not sure? No. What was his game? I think it was called, "Cute boy found dead."

RCL no. 2441 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-19-10

I'm Nate Krinkle... My wife's body came in here earlier today and I need to see it. How did she die? If, you must know, she died from a heart attack during sex. Right when she orgasmed... Now, please take me to her body! But, you already identified her body at the scene of death. Why do you need to see it now? Because, I never got to orgasm! Can I watch?

The Great White Clam by choadwarrior 12-19-10

You know how you call your penis, "Mr. Happy?" Yeah. I think you should give my vagina a nickname too. Moby Twat?

CC 466:'LOVE LETTERS' TO ONE WHO HAS PASSED ON~ [#1 of 5] by bigworm 12-20-10

'A' is for that rotting flesh 'AROMA' that your putrid carcass emits, and seems to have become the mainstay of your attention getting behaviors. 'B' is for the lack of 'BOUNCE' that your leathery, and dehydratedly shrunken ass doesn't have anymore, no matter how hard I might pump in my neverending, (but vain) attempts to get a response. 'C' is for the third part of the nickname I gave you right after I smashed your fucking head in with that big stone doorstop I was always tripping over, but you insisted we keep.'Dead Fucking CUNT'! 'D' is (of course) for 'DUMB'... the nickname you had back when you were so (unpleasantly) alive. 'E' is for 'EVERYTIME' I was titty-fucking you, and you turned your face to the side right at the crucial moment... spoiling my wonderful dreams and fantasies of having you gobble my load. 'F' is for 'FAKE'... tits, orgasms, eyelashes, your bullshit response to my cumming in your mouth, how you described your miserable life to anyone that would listen, and your "dislike" of animal porn.

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CC 466:'LOVE LETTERS' TO ONE WHO HAS PASSED ON~ [#2 OF 5] by bigworm 12-20-10

'G' is for the 'GET' in "You'd better GET this straight bitch!!!" Then, after I said that, I would wrap my 'misogynistic manhood' in 80-grit sandpaper and dry-hump your butt crack, again and again. 'H' is for 'HONOR', the most common component of the way I treated you. 'I' is for 'I'. It was always about you...you were so inconsiderate! "I want this... I want that... I'm not comfortable when you do that... I don't know how much longer I can take this..." ad nauseum. 'J' is for 'JOCULAR', which is for the attitude I wanted so desperately for us to share... but couldn't because you always had to be so grim. 'K' is for your insipid and uncute shortening of the term 'oK' in your text messages, where I'd have to drag my cell phone out of it's holder , just to see your stupid one letter response. 'L' was for your failure to 'LAUGH' at my funny jokes, like "What's black & blue and brown all over?"

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CC 466:'LOVE LETTERS' TO ONE WHO HAS PASSED ON~ [#3 OF 5] by bigworm 12-20-10

'M' can only stand for the i'MM'ense disappointment I felt in you when you repeatedly declined and/or failed to perform completly normal sexual acts that I had asked you politely to perform. 'N' is for 'NO' as in... "You ain't never gonna' say 'NO' 'NO' mo'!" 'O' is for your apparently never ending need to say "Ow, that hurts...!", every time I 'youknowwhatted' you, as if I couldn't remember that from the last time! 'P' is for 'PIA ZADORA', whom I'd have much rather fucked than you. 'Q' is for the 'QUANTUM LEAP' our sex life took after the 'door-stop incident'. 'R' is for 'marital RAPE', which you consistently obliged me to engage in over the course of our (due to your quirks), unusual relationship!

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CC 466:'LOVE LETTERS' TO ONE WHO HAS PASSED ON~ [#4 of 5] by bigworm 12-20-10

'S' is for all the unexplainable 'SHENANIGANS' you pulled in effort to deprive me of my inherent right to a good sex life. 'T' is for my having 'TRIED' so hard to work things out with you, before you foisted that last straw on my back.' 'U' is for that unattractive flesh colored 'UNDERWEAR' you used to wear, despite my telling you (numerous times) I didn't like it. You might appreciate knowing that pink is now your color of choice. 'V' can only be for 'VIRGINAL', which you so unwisely (as can clearly be seen in retrospect), made claim to being. 'W' is for how 'WEARY' I became of trying to break free of your mother's claw-like grasp on you. Before that could happen though... she went and died of mysterious circumstances. 'X' is for the 'XXX' treatment that I'm finally getting, but as usual, you'll probably spoil that too.

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CC 466:'LOVE LETTERS' TO ONE WHO HAS PASSED ON~ [#5 of 5]

'Y' is for 'YEAST'... need I say more? 'Z' is for my 'ZIPPER', which you now (after all these years), pull down willingly... that is, after I clinch your hard dead jaw onto it.

by bigworm, 12-20-10

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CC466: Coming And Going by ZMannZilla 12-21-10

Closed in this small closet... It's like I'm in a casket... Man that makes me so horny! Oh man, this is so awesome! I'm stiffer than rigor mortis up in this bitch! I'm doing it! I'm choking that stiff chicken! The maid found him hanging in the closet. ID confirms it's David Carradine, the white guy from "Kung Fu". I always wondered how necrophiliacs masturbated.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Deep Dickens by choadwarrior 12-23-10

BOOOOOO! I am here to show you how your life would change if you got a girlfriend. Are you the Ghost of Christmas Past? Actually, I'm the Ghost of Cumrags Past. Which explains why my face and arms are stuck this way.