Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

stripcreator forums
Jump to:

Stripcreator » Comic Competitions » CC 483: FARTING

Author

Message

bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

Member Rated:

I am pretty sure that FARTING is both humorous and disgusting at the same time. If I'm in a crowd and smell a fart, I immediately assign it to someone. I think I have FART ESP. I point the 'finger of knowing' with great confidence, and will make up elaborate lies about the accused in order to convince others that it wasn't me. I never confess to another person's fart. If I wait long enough before admitting to having been the farter, several people have been known to claim my farts. Anyone who would claim another persons fart should be considered 'slow', and/or 'needy', and/or 'sad'. I know you wanna' hear more about my thoughts on this widely used genre of sharing, but I think I should be done.

So... this contest is about 'farting', 'passing gas', 'passing wind', etc.

So the rules of the contest are -

1.) some character in the comic must cut a fart, or a fart must be clearly implied by the other characters behavior(s).

2.) the fart(s) could serve to cause havoc... or not, revelation... or not, the discovery of a new planet... or not. it's all up to you.

3.) don't worry about these rules, just your thinking on the subject matter. that way you won't be able to blame any of it on me. i've always hated being successfully blamed for someone elses fart. it's easier to get out of being the 'guilty dog who barks first' than it is to get out of being the 'first accused'. that's why i always point the finger immediately!!!

4.) that pretty much covers it.

Judging will be in 10-14 days.

 

---
bigworm

8-10-11 3:10pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


iconoclastic
Re-gained confidence. My farts smell good again!

Member Rated:

CC 483: If We Screw Now, You Have Another One In 9 Months. by iconoclastic
8-10-11
OMG!!! Did you fart?
I'm sorry.
It's gotta' peculiar smell to it. What have you been eating? It smells like my... like my...
Did you eat my daughter?!!
I said I'm sorry!

8-10-11 9:36pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

8-10-11 11:10pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


iconoclastic
Re-gained confidence. My farts smell good again!

Member Rated:

CC 483: Farts Are Simple, Let's Keep It That Way! by iconoclastic
8-10-11
If you make a pooty sound, I can write a funny comic and win a contest. So, will you help me?
Sure, just a minute. Uhhh, uhhh, *queef queef*
Wow! Those were very nice, but they don't smell. That's a good statement about you.
That's because those were really queefs, not farts. Queefs come from the thing in front, not in back.
Well, I'd better go now, and queefs could never be real. Nope, never. It's not even possible for a girls thing in front to do something like that. Plus queef isn't a word.
I was just joking, those were real pooty sounds, and they came out of my little pink pooter, and of course a queef could never be real!

8-10-11 11:11pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mandingo
weak stream

Member Rated:

One day at a time by mandingo
8-11-11
geez, Steve. i heard your wife took her own life. i'm so so sorry
thanks, Jen. it was just so unexpec
*flerf*
woah! she'll smell THAT in hell!

---
what if nigger meant kite

8-11-11 6:42am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

Member Rated:

Real Life: Paying the Gas Bill by four_legged_tripod
8-11-11
Oh yes! God that feels good. Oh no. I think I'm gonna fart.
Don't you dare! Not now!
I can't help it. Plus, there's nothing you can really do about it.
The hell I can't. I'm going to plug that hole before it escapes.
You better not stick it in my aAAAAASSSS!!!! [BRRAAAPPP!]
Eww. Your breath smells like shit.

---
"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

8-11-11 7:08am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

Member Rated:

Silent But Deadly by ZMannZilla
8-11-11

---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

8-11-11 11:49pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


iconoclastic
Re-gained confidence. My farts smell good again!

Member Rated:

CC 483: If We Screw Now, You Have Another One In 9 Months-2 by iconoclastic
8-12-11
Please... stop farting already! Have you no respect for me at all?
I thought it would bring you comfort.
And what about her?!! You ate her before she ever even knew what it was like to make love.
I can always rape my poop!

8-12-11 7:13am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


iconoclastic
Re-gained confidence. My farts smell good again!

Member Rated:

8-12-11 10:35am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

CC 483: Fahrt auf den Autobahn by kaufman
8-13-11
Four brand new tires. It's a much smoother ride, isn't it?
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to ...
Flatulator!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-13-11 5:36am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

One day in Genesis 7 by kaufman
8-13-11
You've got to do something. Even with the reduced population, we're being overwhelmed with prayers.
The animals too. We've got pigs, vultures, dung beetles, ... even the skunks have had it!
Oh, very well. I'll go down and talk to him.
Noah, you nitwit! I said FORTY days and FORTY nights!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-13-11 9:33am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:

8-13-11 7:14pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


iconoclastic
Re-gained confidence. My farts smell good again!

Member Rated:

8-14-11 11:16pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

Member Rated:

Leave a Dwarf a Present by TheGovernor
8-15-11
Excuse me, I have to perform a Grim Fandango...
Im sorry Mr Euphemism Im not following you.
...I need to queue up a download? ....Balance the defecit... Execute Mr Fresh... Consolidate my investments... Tickle a Mexican... Release the Star Wars prequels..
I have to pay the elevator tax.. Defy Netwons 3rd law .. I need to beam up Scotty.. Decieve a blindman... Take French lessons... Make parrots cry... Upload a nightly build.. Expedite a terrorist...
Just pull my finger

8-15-11 8:03am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


edoggydog
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

8-15-11 7:51pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


edoggydog
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

8-15-11 7:53pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


iconoclastic
Re-gained confidence. My farts smell good again!

Member Rated:

CC 483: R.C.L.- GINGERBREAD & SANTA FARTS by iconoclastic
8-16-11
Why would Santa do that?
Don't bother me right now...
Trading honor for gas.
... I'm killing myself.

8-16-11 1:57pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


edoggydog
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

8-19-11 9:48am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


edoggydog
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

8-20-11 9:17am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

CC 483: He also hates Abbot and Costello. by kaufman
8-20-11
In tonight's news, the population of China has dropped back below one billion, largely due to the wave of executions being done by the government.
According to reports, this all started after President Hu Jintao delivered an edict making it a capital crime to accuse him of flatulence.
Meanwhile, somewhere in China ...
Eeeeeew. Who farted?
Aha!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-20-11 3:45pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:

8-20-11 9:33pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


theblackcat
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Cowboys From Hell by theblackcat
8-21-11
Want some candy little boy?
It tastes better with your pants down.
I farted.

8-21-11 9:51pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

Member Rated:

I really do like fart jokes, and I appreciate all the entries. One however jumped out and smacked me in the face with it's 'over-the-line' total disregard for anything nice. It thumbed it's nose at almost everything we hold dear to our hearts, thus winning mine.

The winner was this comic by Mandingo.

One day at a time by mandingo
8-11-11
geez, Steve. i heard your wife took her own life. i'm so so sorry
thanks, Jen. it was just so unexpec
*flerf*
woah! she'll smell THAT in hell!

P.S.

I am now going to do more fart comics based on ideas from everyone elses fart comics. Thanks in advance for those ideas.

---
bigworm

8-22-11 10:14am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


mandingo
weak stream

Member Rated:

thank you, big worm. we will now begin our masterplan to pass the comic contest back and forth to each other forever thus creating the second golden age of stripcreator: The Age of Fart and Rape

new comic contest... now

---
what if nigger meant kite

8-22-11 8:59pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info

Stripcreator » Comic Competitions » CC 483: FARTING


reload page with comics

Jump to:

Post A Reply


stripcreator
Make a comic
Your comics
Log in
Create account
Forums
Help
comics
Random Comic
Comic Contests
Sets
All Comics
Search
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks