Twilight sucks balls, thats just common knowledge. I mean, vampires that sparkle in sunlight? Fuck you Stephenie Meyer.  But comics making fun of abstinent vampires must be hilarious, so thats what I want to see for cc497.  Here are some ground rules.
No old comics.
Series are fine.
No sparkling.

Judging will take place within two weeks.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2821']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Part I']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Part II']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Part III']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2823']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Part IV']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Part V']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Part VI']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Part VII']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'cc497']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'On a Hollywood Movie Set']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 497: THE ROMANCING OF 'ROBOT-REDD' Pt.I']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'CC 497: THE ROMANCING OF 'ROBOT-REDD' Pt.II']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'CC 497: THE ROMANCING OF 'ROBOT-REDD' Pt.III']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'CC497: Robotic Vampire High School Romance']

[Click to view comic: 'CC497: Robotic Vampire Bedroom Romance']

[Click to view comic: 'CC497: Robotic Romantic Rivalry']

[Click to view comic: 'CC497: The End of Robotic Vampire Romance']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'And that's how we get hamburger.']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'CC 497: THE TASTE OF GRANNY']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Twilight of Biff']

[Click to view comic: 'Twilight of Biff 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Twilight of Biff 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Twilight of Biff 4']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2834']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Twilight of Biped']

[Click to view comic: 'Count Blackula and the Undefined Sexuality Disorder']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2838']

[Click to view comic: 'Lost Tom Cruise Audition Tapes for Interview with a Vampire']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Let's play a game']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 497: ABSTINENCE MAKES THE BRAIN GROW BLONDER']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Returns']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Forever']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty Begins']

[Click to view comic: 'Batty Betty the Official Porn Parody']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I think this contest has been sucked dry.  how bout we judge this and move on?

Has it been two weeks already?

Well then, its time to announce the winner of this suck fest!!

3rd place goes to mandingo for this little number:

[Click to view comic: 'cc497']

2nd place goes to four_legged_tripod for his fantastic Batty Betty series!!

And the winner of yet another contest goes to biped for his Twilight of Biff series!! 

Take it away biped!

Oh shit, you mean I have to come up with another one of my ultra-crappy contest ideas?

I mean, yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.