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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

ah, Thanksgiving

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what if nigger meant kite

David Carradine's first failed attempt at auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

"You keep that toe wigglin' 'till I tell you to stop, or I'll strangle yer ass!"

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bigworm

And the Mormons have skipped Angela Landsbury's house ever since.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

"Not...the...nuts..." [gasp]

Hold me up good, boy, then I'll be able to get the other one in there too.

Turns out the male attacker was really a female dike.  With grandma's foot in her twat, the dike came five times as she was choked out grandma

Early outtakes from CSI: Miami staring David Caruso.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Look lady, I asked you to put your foot up my ass!

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Jesus Christ Ma!!! I was only tryin' to suck your titties!

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bigworm

The real reason Gunther enlisted in the Swiss Army was for the penis.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Self-defense Tip #12:  If an insane woman starts kicking you in the groin, choke her into submission.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I guess super-glueing our hands and your right foot wasn't such a good idea after all, mom..."

You don't fuck with Chuck Norris's grandmother.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

"Lethal Grandma," coming soon in all major cinemas, worldwide.